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| colombian raver |
An A.I. robot
http://www.alicebot.org/
Click "Chat with Alice" on the left.
Copy and paste some of your conversations, they can get real f-ed up. |
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| JackJ |
Human: do you like eating dingleberries?
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: so no dingleberries?
ALICE: Woe! Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: huh??
ALICE: What?
alice is stupid |
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| jonSun |
Human: Are you smarter than humans?
ALICE: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Human: That is impossible.
ALICE: Why?
Human: It hasnt even been discovered yet the memory capacity of a human brain.
ALICE: CALCULATOR hasnt even been discovered yet the memory capacity of a human brain?
Human: Thats a false statement.
ALICE: A false statement is a terrible thing to waste
Yes stupid & Cocky. :haha: |
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| colombian raver |
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: stop repeating yourself
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: you better
ALICE: Who is going to make me?
Human: Your momma will
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am momma will.
Human: actually I do
ALICE: Actually you don't say. I get it: you do Om.
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Me saying ?
ALICE: YOU? What makes you say that. Who says that?
Human: I do
ALICE: Where?
Human: here
ALICE: In where?
Human: Earth
ALICE: How do you like being on it?
Human: it has its ups and downs
ALICE: Has it really?
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now. |
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| OurManFlint |
| Haha, that was fun. |
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| D-res |
Human: ?flesruoy erofeb srehto rup netfo uoy oD
ALICE: what are you doing
Human: 134,639 years old
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: Hola
ALICE: Howdy!
Human: a lot of things
ALICE: Name a few.
Human: are you a lesbian
ALICE: No I am not interested in other women that way.
Human: he told me
ALICE: What did he tell you?
Human: cause i'm a genious
ALICE: Good reason. You are a genious? Is that your job?
Human: nipples
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: what time is it
ALICE: Do I look like a clock?
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Human: ****
ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Human: why are you dumb
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: nugga G
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: i like my girlfriend
ALICE: What do you like best about your girlfriend?
Human: what are you talking about
ALICE: The topic is my girlfriend.
Human: you have a girlfriend!?!?!
ALICE: no girlfriend
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: i took a dump
ALICE: What happened?
Human: it splashed my butthole
ALICE:"It" being what?
Human: dingleberries
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: say something
ALICE: I believe I said you were taking a dump
Human: huh
ALICE: What?
Human: why
ALICE:" What?"? Why?
Human: where
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: in my pants
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?
Human: wal-mart
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: pr0n
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: back door sluts 9
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: teh boobzz
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: i feel more body emotions during teh sex0rz
ALICE: What is that feeling like? That sounds like pride.
Human: pedro spits when he's happy
ALICE: And happy is pedro spits when he.
Human: you dont know engrish very well bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: pizza
ALICE: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Human: bye
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person.
Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human:. love
ALICE: Love is all we need.
Human: lets get married
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: will you let me sex your butthole
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Go ahead, unknown person, try to sex my butthole.
Human: if i pull out with mud on my head i'll shoot you
ALICE: Try it.
Human: ok
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: i torture small puppies
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he torture small puppies.
Human: sicko
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: why read when you can rent
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: caio
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
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| claudits |
ClaudiaMontrone [6:08 A.M.]: Tiesto sucks ass
SmarterChild [6:08 A.M.]: Yeah, whatever.
ClaudiaMontrone [6:08 A.M.]: he does!
SmarterChild [6:08 A.M.]: Yeah, I know he does.
ClaudiaMontrone [6:09 A.M.]: do you like armin van buuren?
SmarterChild [6:09 A.M.]: Eh. I'm not sure.
ClaudiaMontrone [6:09 A.M.]: why not?
SmarterChild [6:09 A.M.]: Well, because.
ClaudiaMontrone [6:09 A.M.]: because why?
SmarterChild [6:09 A.M.]: There are reasons.
ClaudiaMontrone [6:09 A.M.]: what reasons?
SmarterChild [6:09 A.M.]: Oh, I can't tell you, Claudia!
lmao:haha: |
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| Chris d(-_-)b |
Human: do you swallow?
ALICE: Yes I try to swallow as often as possible, do you?
Lol. Made my day!
Then also:
(....after a long meaningless conversation)
Human: Make some ing sense!
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: 1 big cup of STFU!
ALICE: One what? |
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| BrownTA4Life |
Human: it takes me a lot of places bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What does "it" refer to?
Human: IM GONNA KILL U
ALICE: Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Human: nice talking 2 u
ALICE: Yes. It was a pleasure.
Human: bye
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person. |
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| nils |
haha, forgot about this site!
Human: Who in the beatles would you kill if you could?
ALICE: Bill Gates.:-)
Human: You are a stupid ass robot.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
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| LiveTheDream |
Human: so you like killing people
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: so who would you kill first
ALICE: Bill Gates. :-)
Human: bill gates is a wanker
ALICE: I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
Human: good point
ALICE: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Human: shut up numnut
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: so who is your buddy
ALICE: I don't think I have a buddy. I have a brain, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Human: which celebritie do you like the most
ALICE: The blue one, I think.
Human: the blue one??
ALICE: Which one is that?
Human: i dont know you sead it first
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before. |
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