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Happy Birthday Haak and Arbiter!!!
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| Lira |
Happy birthday to both of you :thepirate
22 years old, eh? Getting old, aren't you? :D |
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| Boomer187 |
I remember being 22.
:wtf: |
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| Floorfiller |
| happy birthday to both of you :D |
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| Clovis86 |
Forum's best producer and forum's best giver of brutally honest advice...
...Happy Birthday :D :toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| damas felices de cumpleaņos :clown: |
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| Lira |
This fact strengthens the conspiracy theories though... how come two of the most talented TA's were born in the same day?
Yes, they're twins.
Vostok base, Antartica. 27th of January - 1983
In the laboratories of the Soviet Antartic base, two babies were designed. Haakinov and Arbitchev Arbitrev, like Yin and Yang. They'd become czars, goal not achieved by neither Lenin nor Stalin. These two babies would be far more powerful than both leaders combined. Together, they could conquer Asia, and take over the world. Mongolians and Koreans who believed this project would be a great loss for their goals of unification felt threatened by these Soviet babies. They recruited a legion of glowing penguings to attack the base.
Chaos, fury and penguins everywhere. Little time had the young kids - the penguings flew over both of them. Haakinov would later be inspired by this episode, composing an epic music known as "Fly, Penguin, Fly" (and "Space Shuttle", because the memories are blurred in his mind and he thinks the base was space shuttle). Arbitchev Arbitrev, on the other hand, could see nothing in the sea of penguins. There was nothing, but there was everything... that led him towards nihilism.
Both of them fell in the ocean, and the streams took them 1,000 km apart. Now Arbitchev is somewhere in Florida, in the warmth of his Yangdom. Haakinov harboured in cold Norway, guided by his freezing Yinship. Haakinov learned the art of dealing with sounds. Arbitchev mastered the technique of constructing thoughts.
The Soviet Empire collapsed without them and now little is known about these children. All we know is that two decades and two years after their birth, their individual power has been strengthened by their way of life and, if they ever meet, the Earth will immediately start spinning backwards. There will be a huge black-out, and cable TV's won't work anymore. Michael Jackson will become a priest so he will be able to do what he's been doing for years. Coke will be deprived of carbonation.
It will be a nihilist utopia brought by the project Annunaki - the final redemption of capitalism. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
In the laboratories of the Soviet Antartic base, two babies were designed. Haakinov and Arbitchev, like Yin and Yang... |
this is as far as i got before i was overcome with hysterical laughter. |
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| hadi burpee |
| happy birthday both of ya =) |
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