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You Pommies suck arse!!!!!! (pg. 4)
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| goldenarmZ |
*takes out his .357 and sticks it up djshorts nostrils*
BOOM
*scoops out what's left of djshorts brain with a tablespoon, (that didn't take too long :p) loads it into a mortar and lauches it back to spain where it belongs*
*grabs his commando knife and turns to face the rest of the mob with an evil grin in his eye..* |
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| Spad |
* removes ticket from goldenarmZ's mouth and flings it at ABT decapitating him in one fell swoop *
* s down his neck for good measure *
* replaces ticket in goldenarmZ's mouth * |
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| goldenarmZ |
| *pounces on spad with the knife and furiously carves the lyrics to bohemian rhapsody into his chest* |
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| Paul_Van_Trance |
**takes the remains of da bull's horns that woz stuck up djshort's arse and shuvs it up the mod's ass this time, just to let im know Spanish football ain't wank**
**laffs me ass off at djshorts coz he continues to be a loser (barca)**
**takes the "personality" that djshorts shuv'd up me face, and instead i shuv it up is arse**
**makes peace by gatherin all peepz fightin here in a circle**
**make them move close to each other a bit more so GoldenarmZ and Spad can hear each other well**
**sneaks behind and ties the whole lot together wiv barb wire**
**throws em in the cave where djshorts got a horn up is arse**
**and laffs me arse off while everyone in there shouts "BBEEEAAAAARRRRRR!!!"**
muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
**Incredible Hulk style busts out of the barb wire**
**Guns down PVT with an M16 assualt rifle**
**throws a hand grenade at the remainders of the rucking TAs left inside the cave**
**legs it** |
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| djshorts |
get out my biggest british flag and mack pvt round the head give him wat he deserves .
ditches the barca fans and rounds up every millwall fan he can find and decides to get his revenge !!
pick up my millwall brick !! and knock everyone out and send them to their sorry death !!!
so he thought then realies there not ing dead and legs it !!!
:eek: :eek:
ALSO IM NOT ING SPANISH !! |
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| ABTsportsline |
**headless torso runs around and stumbles into cave.... spills my AIDS blood all over the remaining living TA's...... then grabs the stick out of my ring (lol Volksjoolz!), and beats the TA's with it, drawing blood...**
**proceeds to mix the bloods together, hehehehe...**
**then body, finally out of momentum, falls to floor, dead.**
R.I.P.
Here lies ABT.
He fought valiantly alongside the
Aussies Against the Brits. Well,
he may be dead, but at least he
doesn't have a clit!! heheh...
.....ok that was stupid, but can YOU come up with a better rhyme???
-ABT- |
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| Tranzmit |
Comes in too late to help in the battle, Cheers ABT's heroic efforts to save the world from the poms but alas it was all in vain :(
Suddenly has a bright idea and scampers off to sms Bush and let him know that Bin Laden is at lat 568 and long 789 (by coincidence the same location as the scavenging poms are w00ting and acting like...well poms :D
Tranzmit makes like a bee and vamooses as the b1's roll in and carpet bomb the brits with high explosive cluster bombs. Instantly converting them into human spaghetti
Laughs like a loon and runs off only to take the wrong turn and find himself on the wrong side of a cliff
Arrrghhhh
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Kaflump |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| *reminds tranzmit he has a homosexuality complex, and bashes him over the head with his own 14 inch dildo. then points out australian football is more of a joke than scottish* |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by djshorts
ALSO IM NOT ING SPANISH !! |
I didn't say you were spanish.. I just said thats where you belong :p
*grabs a huge axe and cleaves volks' arm off..* heh heh.. no more monkfishing for you my boy! |
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| Volksjoolz |
| You bastards!!....MY ARMS!!!!!!!:( :( :( :( :( |
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| goldenarmZ |
nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! those underpants have bungee strength elastic!!
*gets sucked up his own arse and implodes, causing a black hole that eats everyone* |
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