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You Pommies suck arse!!!!!! (pg. 5)
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| Kia Kaha |
Pardon me for resurrecting this thread ... but I couldn't help noticing that there's now an AUSTRALIA forum :D ... and that it was a certain Mr Tranzmit who raided this forum and introduced us all to the art of TA forum fighting ...
* raises an eyebrow at the assembled UKTA crew of battle hardened warriors* |
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| goldenarmZ |
| *draws his sword and glares in the direction of the australia forum* |
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| flystyler |
| Sounds like there is a fight in the future, Put another shrimp on the barby we r on our way |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| **Reloads machinegun and scowls across the oceans and lands towards Aussie forum** |
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| Renegade |
**Wishes to remind the UKTA pommy bastards that it is not our fault you all suck arse** ;)
I don't think you realise quite how powerful we are. We have weapons of mass destruction the rest of the world can only dream of.
I hope it doesn't have to come to this, but if you piss the Aussies off we may just be forced to unleash the unreleased, uncut, extra-saggy series of Prisoner onto your sorry little island. Who let the dogs out won't just be a clever catch phrase then, eh?
Also, I know what's keeping Rolf Harris alive, so if you don't want him around for the next two and a half millenia, you'd be well advised not to start anything. You may not realise this, but he's actually 580 years old, 12 feet tall, an offical god in several African countries and directly responsible for the Spanish Inquisition, the Russian civil war, the assasination of JFK and the majority of techtonic plate movement world-wide. He is also responsible for the wobble board.
And, if it comes to it, I'm also not afraid to release Danni Minogue's brand new single into HMV's all around your country. God help me, I don't want to do it, but if it's shattered glass and imploded heads all around the country that you want, then it's what you'll get.
So go ahead The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland; do your worst. ;) |
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| Kia Kaha |
mmmmmm .... Dannii Minogue .... aaaahhhhh
*sneaks up behind Dannii Minogue and gives her a wedgie*
sorry love ... I had to do it ... nothing personal but there's a war going here you know :D
Now, getting back to business ...
*Feeds the entire Buckinghamshire Fox Hunt backwards into the Glasgow university light speed particle accelerator, sets the coordinates for Australia and fires*
*neatly impales Renegade's head up Camilla Parker Bowles' ass, like a pineapple on a cocktail stick* |
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| tu_face |
she may have a nice bod but she ruined stringer.. so
*sticks a grenade down danii's pants and hides behind a small hill* |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
You got a lot of ing nerve convict!
**Laughs as Danni gets blown into pieces and nods to tu face for the nice bit of work he's done**
'You may be fit Danni but as they say you ruined stringer'
**shaves Kylies hair, pours black tar over her head, and chucks handfuls of feathers on top 'thats for that ing can't get you out of head annoying ing e song RAH!**
**kiddnaps the Neighbours cast**
two Aussies after the events
'Look Shane that ing Irish mongrol O'Callaghans kidnapped the cast of Neighbours'
'what a rotten bastard I'll go call Reg to go and get the uht'
HAHAHAHAHA
'Now punks who's the ones in control I may show the Irish tricolour with pride, but I hold a British passport and I'm born here and any attacks on UKTAs an attack on me so just try it!'
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
You got a lot of ing nerve convict!
**Laughs as Danni gets blown into pieces and nods to tu face for the nice bit of work he's done**
'You may be fit Danni but as they say you ruined stringer'
**shaves Kylies hair, pours black tar over her head, and chucks handfuls of feathers on top 'thats for that ing can't get you out of head annoying ing e song RAH!**
**kiddnaps the Neighbours cast**
two Aussies after the events
'Look Shane that ing Irish mongrol O'Callaghans kidnapped the cast of Neighbours'
'what a rotten bastard I'll go call Reg to go and get the uht'
HAHAHAHAHA
'Now punks who's the ones in control I may show the Irish tricolour with pride, but I hold a British passport and I'm born here and any attacks on UKTAs an attack on me so just try it!'
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Calm down mate, save it for the attack |
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| u4ea:[soulstar] |
Hookay, gurlies - stop your silliness. Let's talk about your feelings. Get in touch with yourself, and we'll all work this out. 
Hehe.. Yeeahh right.
* Suits up his hockey equipment
CanadUH! |
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| Te Ka |
| How in old are some of you faggits. Ive never heard so much dumb ass since as was in grade 2. Are you guys sure your at the right site tranceaddict.com, Crackaddict.com is next door.:p |
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| flystyler |
| You will learn mate :D |
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