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| DawnKeebals |
The rain beat hard upon the windows...the night was cold and sullen.
At 3am Detective John kimble awoke to the phone ringing....it was time to go...a homicide on Main and 16th |
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| Emil |
| , he was upset at the phone call because he was masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's pictures in the new Maxim magazine |
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| smokeape |
But he could always get a quick relief from Emil's rosy reds, so he punched in, then punched out of the apartment...
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[[[smoke]]]
...f*ck, had to continue that last one somehow...
Girl Nobody - Why Am I Alone (Delikate Imposters Mix) |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Emil
, he was upset at the phone call because he was masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's pictures in the new Maxim magazine |
Ghey Games With Strap-On Girls. John kimble suddenly blew his load into his eye. The cum hit his eye so violently that it flew into his brain killing him instantly. At the funeral... |
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| wizniz |
| 4 black guys in business suits shot out the crowd (only 2 people showed up, now they'll need a funeral) then stole away with the body of John in their hydrolically enhanced Ford Escort... when they got back to their secret ghetto lair... |
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| LinX |
| they decided it was time to smoke some crack in memory of the late gret kimmel.. they suddenly found themselves in the middle of a DEA setup and were surrounded by agents, one of the black men said... |
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| wizniz |
"dayamn my nutz itch!"
he reached into his pants and the agents suspected nothing until he procured from his crotch, a... |
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| Yan |
...lock to lock this topic. Unfortunately, it would take a while for the topic to be locked because...
By the way, NB4DALOCK |
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| wizniz |
| no one is online right now. they are all busy... |
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| wizniz |
| I SAID THAT THEY ARE ALL BUSY... |
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| LinX |
| you just killed it :( |
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