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The hole in my Wall
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
I need advise my CORian ninjas.
I recently became a first home owner & had a house warming BBQ to celebrate. The party was awesome so I decided to have another one a couple of weeks later (last weekend). At 7:00 people start rocking up & we were sitting back drinking beer & everything is good. At 7:30 a mate we call he Wobbly rocks up with a bottle of biccardi in hand & he is half cut. Wobbly is a bit flamboyant & cocky but nothing overly annoying. An hour later when Im cooking the BBQ he has finished most of the Biccardi & starts getting louder. The next thing I know he is yelling & abusing this girl. They had been talking about family issues when he took something she said the wrong way & got all steamed up about it. My mate paul jumped in to settle him down but Wobbles takes offence to it & start pushing Paul around. Paul pushes back & Wobbles falls to the ground. He sorta stays there for a while just leaning against the wall. Im thinking 'meh, just a little drama'. The Wobbles disappears around the side of house.
10 minutes later we all hear a big bang inside my house. We all rush in there to see wobbles saturate on the floor in a puddle. The wet mess trailed into the bathroom. Wobbles must of gone around the house & then entered it via the laundry door. He then must have proceeded into the shower fully clothed. He picked himself up from the floor & started yelling at another girl. I grabbed him & put him into the spare room to he could sleep off this shananagins. I go back outside to continue socializing.
20 minutes later we hear another bang inside the house. i run into the spare room & turn the light on. Wobblse is lying next to the wall with blood dribbing from his mouth. I then noticed the hole in the wall the size of a fist & at knee level. Wobbles must have crawled out of bed & head butted the wall & knocked himself out!!?! It was funny yet it pissed me off at the same time.
Now this is where i need advise. I hadnt realized that wobbly was a psycho drunk. This was really the first time he had come over & shown his true drunken inner idiot. I see alot of potential with this. He's a complete idiot & deserves a make over. One of my friends is having a party next weekend & wobbles is going to rock up to it. I am sure he will pass out on that night too & I want to dress him up & take pictures of him. What ideas do you guys have with dreesing up the passed out drunkors?
im thinking something like this:
original ideas? |
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| Orbax |
| dude go Fairy Princess! lol you can get that at costume stores for like 5 dollars! get LOTS OF MAKEUP and lipstick rofl |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
One of my friends is having a party next weekend & wobbles is going to rock up to it. I am sure he will pass out on that night too & I want to dress him up & take pictures of him. What ideas do you guys have with dreesing up the passed out drunkors?
im thinking something like this:
original ideas? |
i would just shave his eyebrows. that happened to a friend once and that some funny ass %&%$*! :stongue:
but you asked for pics ideas, so i just dress him up in a bra and panties, slap some lipstick and a wig on him.:conf: |
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| "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" |
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| Orbax |
| the only problem with this is that i laugh so violently as i do it it almost always wakes the person up haha. The other problem is that if one of my mates is that passing out drunk....i usually am too hehe |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| damn straight! shaving is in. Im definitlely thinking his eyebrows have to go. that is long lasting funnyness. :p |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
damn straight! shaving is in. Im definitlely thinking his eyebrows have to go. that is long lasting funnyness. :p |
If you want to take it to the next step. Shave & sodomize him.;) :wtf: |
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| November |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
im thinking something like this:
original ideas? |
omg :eyespop:
I just can't stop laughing :haha: :stongue: :happy2: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
If you want to take it to the next step. Shave & sodomize him.;) :wtf: |
I think not my friend. Though if he was a actually a 'she' with nice i may consider it! :p |
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| dj_bas |
how bout shaved eyebrows and BALDMAN HAIRCUT!!!
just shave the TOP part of his head and leave the sides and back. that is funny. |
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| Geoff |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
dude go Fairy Princess! lol you can get that at costume stores for like 5 dollars! get LOTS OF MAKEUP and lipstick rofl |
yea those girly candy raver angel wings would be awesome |
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