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Annoy the ENGLISH !!!!!!!! (pg. 3)
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| Jackson |
| Well then lets put another SHRIMP ON THE BAAARRRRRBBBYYYY!!!! |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarathonMan
Damn you! Damn you all to hell! :stongue: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jamie_
Yeah, but dont forget, the Aussies are all the thiefs, murderers and rapists we didnt want :D |
| quote: | Originally posted by jcosgrove
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| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
And we won the Rugby world cup from them...so yeah...they're just trying to get there man-hood back. |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjDeComp
HAHAHAHAHA |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
well, someone had to say it ;) |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
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| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
that's all well & good, but wembley is for football, not rugby
some scottish bastards are trying to rig it too to be named after someone baxter, but the real name HAS to be
The Sir Bobby Moore Bridge |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
If it gets the aussie name, I think we should goto Aus & claim the sydney harbour bridge and all other landmarks like Ayres Rock & the likes for the Poms
"I Now name this Bridge the Michael Vaughans Barmy Army Bridge you crims" :p |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
Well then lets put another SHRIMP ON THE BAAARRRRRBBBYYYY!!!! |
+1
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
P.S. It's Uluru, not Ayers Rock, you murdering, plundering colonial!
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I originally typed that, then removed it when i wasn't sure if i'd spelt it right :p
Aus may be good, but how many people want to come here from there, and likewise there from here :p its pretty weird really |
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| A.J. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
Well then lets put another SHRIMP ON THE BAAARRRRRBBBYYYY!!!! |
:stongue: :stongue:
what the hell is a shrimp? It's a PRAWN FFS !!!!!
Damn "Dumb & Dumber spreading misconceptions! :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Jackson |
Just so u know, Shrimp and Prawn are the same animal, just 2 different terms from different regions of the world.
EDIT: So dont come the raw prawn with me! :D |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
:stongue: :stongue:
what the hell is a shrimp? It's a PRAWN FFS !!!!!
Damn "Dumb & Dumber spreading misconceptions! :stongue: :stongue: |
least ya can ing have a bbq most of the year :p it's snowing here yet again :( |
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| Jamie_ |
Typical Australian introduction
"Hi There, would you like to meet my wife and my sister?"
"Here she is!"
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jamie_
Typical Australian introduction
"Hi There, would you like to meet my wife and my sister?"
"Here she is!"
:lol: |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jamie_
Typical Australian introduction
"Hi There, would you like to meet my wife and my sister?"
"Here she is!"
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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| chojin |
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Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia
and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart Simpson right now.
Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please.
Bruno: All right, but I don't --
Bart: [low voice] Payroll, Bert Stanton speaking.
Bruno: Oy! I said "Bart Simpson". What kind of a company is this?
Bart: [high voice] Bart Simpson's office.
Bruno: Thank the great good Lord. Look, I was just say --
Bart: One moment please. [hums "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head"]
Bruno: Who do they think I am, some stupid Aussie drongo? Bleedin'
yanks, I oughta --
Bart: This is Bart Simpson. Can I help you, ma'am?
Bruno: Yeah, er -- hey! My name is Bruno Drundridge, right? You owe me
$900, mate.
Bart: No, you owe _me_ $900!
Bruno: [stammers] I...you...ooh! You're just some punk kid, aren't you?
Ooh, you picked the wrong guy to tangle with here, mate.
Bart: [chuckles] I don't think so. You're all the way in Australia.
Hey! I think I hear a dingo eating your baby. [hangs up]
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Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of
parliament. [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to
report to you.
[Gus tends his swine]
Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way
to the Prime Minister.
[they go down to a lake]
Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
Andy: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's
the good word?
-- The Australian governmental structure, "Bart vs. Australia"
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| Az |
in crims
and they call us poms, talk about role reversal, it stands for prisoners of her majesty :stongue: |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
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i wanna be australian :( |
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