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six million ways to die (pg. 11)
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| {b.s.e.} |
| stabbed to death by a hobo for your shoes. |
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| tribu |
Beaten in the balls with strong blows from a piece of iron until you suffocate.
No one mentioned a good old throat slitting.
Crushed under your car.
Ripped to shreds by a volatile predator that has recently escaped from the zoo.
Put a tube in your mouth, and keep feedin ya...and feedin ya....
Open the Emergency door on an airplane mid-flight.
Combine Amonia and Bleach in equal parts and seal yourself in a small area.
Tie weights to your feet and jump off a bridge over at least 20 ft of water.
Drink nothing but beer.
Live until your vital functions fail.
How about joing the ranks of either al qaeda, the axis of evil or the coalition of the willing?
Jealous significant other/fiance/spouse/ buddy smother you with a pillow.
Blood drained by a goth/emo vampire wanna be.
No sleep.
Meteor striking the earth and blocking out the sun/crushing you/changing the earth's polarity, etc
Shot by a disgruntled employee as you try to kill yourself with Mcdonalds.
Sex with a meth user who has had 200 partners in 2 months (or a sorrority girl)
Post an opinion that differs with another TAs |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| we're almost there :wtf: |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
Decapitation by flying bowler hat. |
I might be a little delusional at 245AM, but that made my night/morning!:D |
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| {b.s.e.} |
by proximity to a suicide bomber
blood poisoning
at a gas station, by a sniper
malaria
injecting a syringe filled with air directly into your blood stream
huffing airplan glue till your brain runs out your nose
drinking a litre of bleach
guillotine
sucked mercilessly into the vacuum of space
getting too close to the sun
sent to sleep with the fish
mistakenly drinking a drink with rufies, you stumble into the bathroom to puke and drown in the toilet
playing chicken with the train
shooting oneself by accident
misfire on the ol' parachute
jumping from a hot air balloon with a 100 ft rope tied around your neck
death by giant squid
washing skyscraper's windows and having your harness give way. |
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| tribu |
| You could suffocate while giving vigorus oral sex to a female. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| let's not forget plastic bag over the head from behind |
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| AwakenedAddict |
impalement?
getting mongol (ghengis khan) on yous... dunno if that's a good or bad thing yet. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
let's not forget plastic bag over the head from behind |
eating a gram of LSD |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| eating 10 grams of LSD :wtf: |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
eating 10 grams of LSD :wtf: |
Why stop there?
I didnt. |
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