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| Jayx1 |
This holiday should be celebrated nationwide
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Steak and BJ day
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
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http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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| VERTiG0 |
2" thick t-bone steak, grilled to medium-rare, and the BJ while eating the steak. Is there anything better?
I fully support this new celebratory day.
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| MaxTO |
^^^
:haha: reminded me of a scene from American Wedding |
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| DigiNut |
| Classic. I fully support this initiative - are they taking donations? |
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| Carney |
Steak and Blank and Jones????
;) ;) ;) |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Carney
Steak and Blank and Jones????
;) ;) ;) |
Yea I know their ghheeyyy! |
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| Jem_hadar |
If this was made offical, itd be even better than Xmas i think (well, almost)
Better than Halloween anyways! :rolleyes: hehehehehe
Novel concept! I lub it! :toothless |
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| Carney |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
Yea I know their ghheeyyy! |
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| Goashem |
| OMFG! ive been advertising this day to everyone i know!!! me and my friend have been anticipating its arrival for months! |
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| SurrJRS |
| Nice holiday. But please PLEASE keep the steak knives away when you're getting head. I don't want to hear about any more penis decapitation!!:whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| DJ_Elyot |
But March 14th is already Pi day! You can't have 2 holidays on the same day!
And anyways, aren't girls also supposed to give guys something on February 14th? As far as I know, it's not a 1-way holiday... why don't you just ask your gf for a steak and bj on Valentine's day instead?
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