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Roommate Horror Stories!!! Let us share the no existant Luv!
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| dallastar |
I wish I could say that I am happy with my roomies , but I am not - just last week, my (nice) roomie calls me while I am at work and leaves a horrible message on my answering machine, just b/c i touched the thermostate in our condo!
It went something like this:
"Dallas, what the , how many in time do you need to be told Not to ing touch the heat - why the would you do it? ing , just don't in' touch the ing thermostat. Ok? ok!!!"
so you can imagine that i am lil' weary of crossing paths with her -a dn I thought she was kewl! turns out all kewl chicks can be canadian psycho!!!
The other roommate can be a pure bitch too! (and thanks for listening btw.) really theraputic!!!
Anyways, just the other day her creepy boyfriend has blue paint on his shoes and thinks it was me that put it on them! Just b/c abotu a month ago I painted a blue painting!!!??? liek WTF - and the way she asked wasn't even nice, or wasn't evena question - it was more like "I alraedy know it was you!" accusation - what a biatch!!!
I told her staright up - I actually haven't done any 'blue' painting for about a month, and you should learn how to speak to people!
BIATCH!!!!
And as for her creepy boyfriend, abotu 22 days after i moved in Dec 1st 2004, he popped a freakin' 'e' (but not totally confirmed, but he does do it and was shaken and eyes all buggin' out) he also smoked rediculous amounts of coco puffs and this coudl have lead to this fkuced up behaviour as well...
He claimed he was hearing a girls voice screamin in my bedroom I just moved into! What a FREAKAZOID!!! So he went through all my stuff that was int he hall closets - ripping everything out - and belive me I interveaned - but all the while he is doing that, he had a 14 inch knife in his hands - LIKE WTF!!! seriously - i need him to be killed! lol! not kidding! . . .. . (Nobody should mess with Texas!)
So I smoke a j and try to go to sleep that ngiht - to have him walk in while I am under the covers with no knocking to warm lil' miss dallastar) and he's still got his knife in his bloody hand, and comes in and turns on the light and says, " I hear voice in your room" "there is a girl screamin in here - I know it!" I told him to get the out and he refused and yelled at me and continued to violant my privacy and search my drawers!!! and closet and anything else that had a cupbaord - What a fooker! And so months have gone by - he think I should be over it, but I am not - and frankly I dont' like him in MY house at all - He doesn't pay rent and he always has an opinion about something neurotic! HE IS A LOSER!! HUGE ASS LOSER!!! So yeah, I told him his opinion i sas much as his rent check - true!
these events and many other go one in mylife on a daily basis - I am a witness to some pretty wack stufff - wouldn't you say???
anwyays this is my roommate HORROR stories! I want to write a book abouu my ROOMMATE HORROR STORIES! I think it would be a BEST SELLER
bye bye -
pls post any HORROR stories you may have had!
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
he also smoked rediculous amounts of coco puffs and this coudl have lead to this fkuced up behaviour as well...
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Yeah, that other roomate of yours sounds crazy. I'm glad I don't know her. |
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| enferno |
sorry, all i heard was "bla bla bla, i'm a stupid bitch"
:wtf:
kidding. that sucks mang. er, wo-mang. |
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| Theresa |
When I first moved out, I didn't really care where I lived, so long as I had a cheap roof to store my and a place to sleep.
Well, I went apartment hunting, and I came across this massively nice area in the city. Mansions everywhere, so I think "CHA-CHING" I am gonna have a sweet place.
I get there, it's a redone basement; 6 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a laundry room, and a kitchen. Yes, this was all in the basement, (it was a freakin' huge house).
Anyway, I took it without really caring who I would be moving in with. Only two other people were there at the time, and I was sure I'd have no troubles at all. If only I knew how wrong I would be.
Turns out my one room mate is a 24 year old girl, totally cool, got along fine. The other room mate... a middle aged alcoholic man.
He stole my laundry, woke me up at least a few dozen times, stole my food, tried to get into my room when I was in it alone (thank God it was locked), scared the living out of me, called 911 on himself, made me sneak out of the house to escape etc.etc. He was the creepiest jerk I ever knew.
I am so0o0o glad I do not deal with him now. My roomy at the moment, he is cool :D |
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| smokeape |
Aaahhh, young college geeks or folks with no life...
Don't care about your zits or self-inflicted problems.
this thread officially boring....
Chick here is interesting with the top heavy weight...
;)
[[[smoke]]]
Noemi - I Do It For You |
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| Psiweaver |
| i think wwu.punisher story the other day would qualify. |
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| Tranc3 |
I just read the whole thing. Crazy .
Woah...that can be interpreted in more than one way, given the story. |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
I just read the whole thing. Crazy .
Woah...that can be interpreted in more than one way, given the story. |
Woah...where did you come from? Where the hell have you been?! |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
I just read the whole thing. Crazy .
Woah...that can be interpreted in more than one way, given the story. |
ick. I really need to resist the temptation to read everything that you read. |
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| Mr. Pink |
my first year of college, i got roomed with 2 gay guys :wtf:
it was kind of uncomfortable, to say the least.
im no homophobe, but c'mon now.... |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
my first year of college, i got roomed with 2 gay guys :wtf:
it was kind of uncomfortable, to say the least.
im no homophobe, but c'mon now.... |
did you ever walk in on one of them having sex? |
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