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teh sexual frustration thread (pg. 11)
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rememberence_
This is just as painful for me as it must be for you Amelia. |
DOOOOOD VIP ME PLEASE!!!! |
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| Mr. Pink |
amelia drunk & horny?
who would have thought!:thepirate
shoulda telaported to the ATL..... woulda have yourself a nice session of passion-crazed SEX |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i'm gonna regret sayintg this wwhewn i'm sopber |
hahaha yes you are....
now your PM box is full for sure. the "i want some cock" statement, while subtle and only mildly suggestive was prolly heard round the world. Computer nerds everywhere search the forums for that exact statement muttered by any female, but it draws even more attention when it comes from a cute elf with pictures.
i will tell you what. somebody must have signed my email up to be bombarded with advertisements for the JACKRABBIT VIBRATOR. I will bring you one as a gift when I move back to Dallas if you promise never to talk about being horny again :) |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
masturbation gets onld |
Amelia, I dont know you very well...but I'll just come right out and say this for honesty's sake. You dont just need to get laid.... Most guys out there only know how to please themselves and its all over after 3 minutes or less. You dont need that.
You need a man who is very passionate and knowledgable about pleasing a woman. One who knows what he is doing, know the responses to look for, and bottom line can get a woman to achieve multiple orgasms every few minutes or so WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO HAVE SEX. Two/three fingers and a tongue can work just fine.
If any of this offended anyone...grow up, and see the bigger picture. If you can make a woman get off up to 20-30 times in a night; she'll be yours for life.
Im not gonna say I am better than any guy on here; but I can testify I am as good in the sack as good as I am with music...and as equally passionate ;)
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| Rememberence_ |
fuck that I just wanna bust a nut as fast as possible and pass out
hahaha j/k:wtf: |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rememberence_
fuck that I just wanna bust a nut as fast as possible and pass out
hahaha j/k:wtf: |
"If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut... then you fresh outta in' luck!"
-Bernie Mac |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
jon, Im a 21 year old virgin, imagine how Im feeling with everyone around me telling me all these stories and Im just sitting there like... uh - yea. |
vlad, dude.... its not that big of a deal. its actually very admirable you have abstained from having sex for this long. people place an unjustified amount of importance on something very trivial. keep doing what you do and don't worry about what others are yapping about. Chances are, theyre just yapping anyways. |
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| prolikewhoa |
haha when i read this sober i'm just like "oooooh god no...that was bad"
whatever...i'm not actually gonnna have sex with some guy. i save sex for relationships, but that doesn't mean i don't miss it sometimes. i have a bigger sex drive than any of the guys i've dated, and sometimes a hook up is nice.
dirk once again i didn't get any PMs, i promise. |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i have a bigger sex drive than any of the guys i've dated, and sometimes a hook up is nice. |
I dont mean to sound egotistical here...I mean but, I have YET... YET.. to meet a woman with a bigger sex drive than me. :) so I will believe it when I see it.
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matthias
I dont mean to sound egotistical here...I mean but, I have YET... YET.. to meet a woman with a bigger sex drive than me. :) so I will believe it when I see it.
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how many times have you gone in one day? then we'll see. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rememberence_
fuck that I just wanna bust a nut as fast as possible and pass out
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
after that long winded, "passionate" response...
reading urs was hilarious
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| SID133 |
its been about 20 minutes
:tongue2
.....i thought i would share that |
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