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teh sexual frustration thread (pg. 17)
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
you took my advice. damn im good. "its like a gift. you know" |
not exactly...i wanna talk to you about it though. get online! |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Danny Ocean
myspace = intraweb whorehouse? |
*cough* it helps when you have a music profile and your opening for headliners :o |
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| Danny Ocean |
| groupies are the best! |
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| DJ Cubano |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
no sex, but it was still nice. |
so do I get what he doesn't get? :wtf: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
For me its been almost 2 months. But for the last 2-3 year ive made it appoint not to shack up with a girl unless there are some sort of feelings there. After being a slut in my early to mid twentys I decided to get some morals at least.
All of you sexually frustrated, dont feel too bad. I have an older friend named Todd. He going to be 31 this July & has only gotten laid once when he was 19. Its ed up. He's not ugly, he has a nice car & his own town house & has a good job. The dudes problem is he has NO GAME & is way too shy. So dont feel bad. If I was in his situation & basically a 31 year old virgin, i'd probably be in a methadone clinic for a heroin addiction or something. :nervous:
Im surprised Todd isnt outside trying to mudd.:wtf: |
man i'm worried i'll be the next Todd :wtf:
i was out at a bar last night...not feeling it at all. maybe i just need to sexay up...but damn...i'm worried hahaha... |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
man i'm worried i'll be the next Todd :wtf:
i was out at a bar last night...not feeling it at all. maybe i just need to sexay up...but damn...i'm worried hahaha... |
I dont need to get sex't up, what I need is to grow some balls, come upto some hot slut in a club and say, "Hey, you look hot... lets ." |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
I dont need to get sex't up, what I need is to grow some balls, come upto some hot slut in a club and say, "Hey, you look hot... lets ." |
yeah...maybe that's my problem hahaha. actually i think it was that i hadn't been drinking haha...but you know...whatever hahaha :p
i mean ...i'm starting to consider hooking up with this chick that i know wants my nuts, but whom i'm not terribly attracted to...fight the urge jason...fight for your dignity hahaha :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
fight the urge jason...fight for your dignity hahaha :stongue: |
or just fight with her titties :wtf: |
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| Vlad |
| When it comes to getting laid, us guys have little to no dignity, so my suggestion to you is... unzip ur fly next time you see her and let her know whos boss. |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
yeah...maybe that's my problem hahaha. actually i think it was that i hadn't been drinking haha...but you know...whatever hahaha :p
i mean ...i'm starting to consider hooking up with this chick that i know wants my nuts, but whom i'm not terribly attracted to...fight the urge jason...fight for your dignity hahaha :stongue: |
Fight it! Fight it! Or don't fight it, I didn't. :happy2: Fun nights = happy squirrell's ;) |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
or just fight with her titties :wtf: |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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