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Prom (pg. 3)
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| Pariah Cleric |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
It's not like you're asking them out on a date, though. |
*shrug* Any excuse to quote Fresh Prince is a good one. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG
Me neither. We had our senior prom at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay. |
well if you didn't go to senior prom your still a virgin.
:wtf:
I went with this girl, and ended up partying with her best friend later instead :wtf: |
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| smokeape |
F*ck just do what Swamp does!
He ain't never short of dates....
:D
[[[smoke]]]
Interstate - I Found U |
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| Evil_Gnome |
| Well I imagine the girl had it coming, if you left her for her best friend. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| a romantic way? hmmm. i know, invite the girl to a winter picnic next to snow covered field. of course, you have to have warm jackets and the like. have some warm sake and some gourmet japanese food to make her receptive to you. after you've been chilling for a while ask her to close her eyes. and while her eyes are closed and right before you ask her to open them, pee 'will you go the prom with me?' into the snow. |
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| Aristronica |
| i've never seen anything drop quicker than a prom dress |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
pee 'will you go the prom with me?' into the snow. |
I don't think I have that much urine. :(
Nor am I good at precision pissing. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
my date and i both wore bathrobes to prom |
girl wore a towel to my prom. not sure who wins |
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| Orbax |
SIMON
Helen, I want you to be my wife.
HELEN
I'm married!
SIMON
(quickly)
Just for the operation in Paris.
I need to be married. They'll be
looking for a man traveling
alone.
HELEN
We're going to Paris?
SIMON
Helen, there's a double agent in
my outfit... I don't know who.
There's no one I can trust.
Except you. Can you get away?
Just for two days.
HELEN
I don't know. I have to think...
SIMON
Here. Sit down. Be comfortable.
He clears a place for her on the bed, shoving clothes and
magazines out of the way. She sits down and he tops off her
glass from the wine bottle.
Helen looks up at Simon and nods slowly.
HELEN
Okay. I'll do it.
Simon shoots over and sits next to her, taking her hand.
SIMON
You are incredibly brave. I have
to remind myself the fear you
must be feeling. I've lived like
this for years, so I'm used to
it. Every day when I get up, I
think it might be my last. But
it makes you appreciate life.
And the moment. Because that may
be all you have.
He moves a little closer. Casting his spell.
SIMON
To pull this cover story off, we
have to look exactly like two
people who are intimate with each
other. The enemy can spot a fake
easily.
He puts his hand on her knee. She tenses up instantly.
SIMON
You see what I mean? That
reaction would give us away in a
second. Try to relax.
HELEN
It's just that... it's been
sixteen years since anyone but
Harry did that, I--
SIMON
Relax. There, that's better.
Let yourself slip into the role.
He puts his other arm around her shoulders and pulls her slowly
into a kiss. This doesn't seem real to Helen. She finds
herself not pulling away. He lowers her slowly until they are
lying together on the bed.
SIMON
There you go. That's right...
He slides his hand up her thigh. The fingers, stroking in
little circles, slips under her skirt. And--
She suddenly EXPLODES, pushing on his chest, forcing him up off
her.
HELEN
NO! Stop!
(he keeps kissing her)
Get off me RIGHT NOW!
Simon struggles with her. She gets one knee up under him and
levers him up. She pushes him to a standing position. She
sits up on the bed, straightening her skirt.
He looks forlorn and pathetic. Now he's going to try
pleading...
SIMON
If not for me, do it for
your country?
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also grow some nuts and just ask her you bitch |
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| Evil_Gnome |
| Damn Orbax! Fine, Ill just ask her tomorrow!:o |
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| OurManFlint |
| I said prom, and got blasted with a couple of friends. It's all about the after-parties. |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| I miss prom..I got so ed up in my junior prom...good times |
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