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WHILE THE GIRL IS ON HER PERIOD AND FINISHES THE WEEK AFTER IT STARTED (pg. 4)
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| flavdave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
PIIDB |
Yeah, stick it in the butt! |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
I wish you much luck in life ;) |
:p Dont worry ;) What I'm saying is the chances are very very slim and if he wants to find a time of the month to have sex without a condom and his gf agree's then this is probably the best one.
In my opinion anyone having sex should be ready to face the consequences and if an accident happens while wearing a condom it's no different... and condoms do tend to break:wtf: :sadgreen: |
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| muckluck |
| Don't you listen to ANYTHING you learned in school? It's only safe to ejaculamate inside a woman on the first equinox of each year in the backseat of a volkswagon while wearing your hat backwards and she's standing on her head. This works due to the harmonial juxtaposition of several celestial bodies which are arranged just so on such an occasion. JEEZ. |
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| Orbax |
| I think the reason the say that is that it presupposes VW owners are fags and wont have sex with a woman anyway |
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| muckluck |
I read it in an old book of witchery...I think it was a poem that went like this...
To plough ones seed within the fairer sex with safety:
If protected sex is wished to be had, yearly equinox the first is when you must bone like mad
But this is not the only measure, your cap in reverse for increased pleasure
Once more a requirement must be met, copulate in the rear in the rear of a volkswagen and you'll win this bet
Last of all to ensure no babies, stand her on her head and check for scabies! |
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| Swamper |
I dunno about you but - thinking you got a girl pregnant (cuz of taking risks like the ones you mention in this thread) is totally NOT worth the stress. Believe me.
So, ya, wear a condom. |
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| Falcon-X |
| Also hmmmm is she using the pill because if she is (hopefully) its a very different story and the risk is even smaller : First obviously because the pill is supposed to block ovulation and second because the pill regulates a woman's cycle and so even if she does ovulate it would not be at that moment. |
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| neoraver |
| yup that's right, if she's on the pill, she's anyway safe during the whole period (the pause between the pill, usually 1 week) - assuming that she has taken the pill regularly and correctly |
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| Ian^ |
| just use the backdoor, no babies then, just stinky penises |
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| UWM |
I'm getting worred about you lot. I think it was almost 25 posts before someone told him to shove his dick in her arse.
Pick up your game. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I'm getting worred about you lot. I think it was almost 25 posts before someone told him to shove his dick in her arse.
Pick up your game. |
:haha:! |
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| Blue Balls |
| no need to get your dick smeelin like , just her :wtf: |
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