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Im Bored, so here are some funny pics (pg. 2)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by BeatFreak
I think they're all rip-offs of this pic.
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Hahaha, that one won't get old. |
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| jonze234 |
| jesus sure does LOL a lot |
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| igottaknow |
| what's the pope's email? I think he'd get a kick out of those pics. :disbelief |
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| Slylee |
| hahah oh my god that "brb" one is hilarious! i've never seen it! |
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| Blue Balls |
Here are some more jokes :D
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Q: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
A: They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
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Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A: Genghis Cohen.
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Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: "So-Sue-Mi."
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Q: Define: Genius
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
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Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.
They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.
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Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med school.
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5761 Year according to Jewish calendar
4698 Year according to Chinese calendar
1063 Total # of years that Jews went without Chinese food
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Q: What do you call ten Jewish women in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.
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Q. What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
10.
Q: What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money
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| Blue Balls |
A black, a Jew, and an Indian get into a carwreck. Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter informs them that it is not their time, they were not supposed to die yet. He offers them a deal, "You give me $20, and I'll let you go back down and live the rest of your lives out."
The black guy says, "Fair enough," and hands St. Peter a twenty. Back on earth at the accident scene, he sits bolt upright, shocking the paramedics that had just pronounced him dead. They all gather around to ask him what happened.
"Well, it wasn't my time, so I paid St. Peter 20 bucks and he let me come back from the dead." Noticing the other victims remained lifeless, the paramedics ask why they didn't also take St. Peter up on his offer. The black guy rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, the Jew is trying to talk him down to $12.50, and the Indian is waiting for the Government to pay for it." |
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| Blue Balls |
| Two Jews are walking along when they see a sign that says, "Attention, Jews...five thousand dollars if you convert." The first guy says, "Five thousand dollars is a lot of money." The other guy says, "Your grandfather was a rabbi, and your entire family is so religious, they would never forgive you." The first guy says, "I could use the money, and they'll never know." So he goes in, and after a few hours he comes out. The other guy says, "Did you get the money?" He says, "You Jews, always thinking about money." |
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| Blue Balls |
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips. |
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| Blue Balls |
Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. |
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| Floorfiller |
most of those weren't very funny :conf:
of course "brb" is classic hHAHAHAHA...
i also liked the "knock knock...it's jesus" one hhahaha :p |
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| Blue Balls |
| Volvo has a much better Jewish seating capacity. Two in the front three in the back and six million in the ashtray. |
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| Floorfiller |
| dave you're just asking to get banned again aren't you |
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