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Im Bored, so here are some funny pics (pg. 3)
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| Blue Balls |
A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Hasidic Jew replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" |
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| Blue Balls |
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?".
The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. He said "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped "I found it alright. They wouldn't let me in without a tie." |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Blue Balls
Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. |
haha.
banned. |
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| Slylee |
HAHAHAHAHAA oh my god, those jew jokes are f'n great.
i can appreciate the jew jokes cuz there are a lot of jewish ppl in south florida and a lot of my friends are jewish...sometimes THEY tell me the best jew jokes i've heard. |
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| Tayfoon |
Uhm
I didnt want this to be an anti jew thread
I was just bored and the pics were damn funny
Its Jesus !, LOL, Chill |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tayfoon
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that one isthe only funny one |
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| Mr. Pink |
| Dude, those were hilarious hahahaha |
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| lücid |
| those pics would've been funny if they didn't overuse LOL and WTF and OMG so much. seems the photochopper was trying just a little too hard. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
those pics would've been funny if they didn't overuse LOL and WTF and OMG so much. seems the photochopper was trying just a little too hard. |
lol, omg ur so right! i was like wtf with all the lol |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
lol, omg ur so right! i was like wtf with all the lol |
lol omg there's so much wtf!! lol! |
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| dj_bas |
| those jokes blue balls said were funny...but like why does it gotta be a jews and arabs? it can work if you just say "a guy" and "another guy". the desert one was pretty funny tho |
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