|
joke for the arab dudes (pg. 11)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Blinckme |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
they suck you don't wanna smoke them, besides all arabs love to smoke marlboro and marlboro lights to show off |
the marlboro in lebanon is 2$ canadians ... |
|
|
| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
they suck you don't wanna smoke them, besides all arabs love to smoke marlboro and marlboro lights to show off |
thats what i meant...marlboro taste of orient..cause all i had the chance to smoke were american marlboros ...too ing strong and mexican marlboros..sweet stuff...i wanna taste lebanese ones! |
|
|
| malek |
| no posting kthnkzbye |
|
|
| fastmp3 |
y'a pas de lebanese marlboros, these smokes are made in usa/switzerland/philippines and nowhere else.
there are the fake marlboros (perfect imitation of the packaging and but the smokes are horrible) but i don't know where they are made, they are sold en contrebande.
au maroc un paquet de marlboro/lights coute exactement 3.5$ |
|
|
| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
no posting kthnkzbye |
ah common dude..we all wanna see! |
|
|
| fastmp3 |
| guys je vous jure c'est dégueu, insistez pas :nervous: |
|
|
| Zeiter |
| im gonna have a ing smoke..brb in 5 mins |
|
|
| fastmp3 |
bonne nuit les pédés :haha:
a demain |
|
|
| Epicurus |
| Bon, moi j'insiste pas. Good night :D |
|
|
| Zeiter |
| bonne nuit t'entends jeunes pédés! |
|
|
| B018 |
1)Q: Leh haifa bet7ett contour aswad 3a temma ?
A: Ma3a el 7izem el aswad bel muss
2)Q: Leh Culotte haifa A7mar ?
A : la2annou 3moumi
3)Q: Shou talabit haifa men papa noel ?
A: 3000 dollars metlou metel ghayrou
4)Q: Leh zar3et haifa sha3er bi sorrta ?
A: Menshen tefta7 jabha telteh
5)Q: Leh Katbet Haifa Esma 3a sedra ?
A: Men shen ysir esma 3a kel lsen
6)Q: Leh haifa mabtlef ejer 3a ejer ?
A: 7ada bisakker beb rez2ou ?
7)Q: Shou el fare2 ben haifa wel titanic ?
A: El titanic ma3rouf 3adad rekkeba
8)Q: Shou alet ejer haifa el yameen lal ejer el shmel ?
A: 3ash meen shefek
9)Q: Leh bterbot haifa el 3alam el lebneni 3a ejra?
A : taydall marfou3 bel 3ali
10) Q : Leh btekrah haifa kada2 el 7adath?
A: la2annou bi2albou el shway-fet
11)Q: Leh bet7et haifa zebdeh 3a shfefa ?
A: ta maylaz2ou el baydat
12) Q : leh betkhaf el fara men haifa ?
A : la2annou 2otta kbir
13) Q : shou el fare2 ben haifa wou elissa ?
A : 500 dollar
14) Q : Leh haifa bet7ebb ennou ten2ata3 el kahraba ?
A : men shen te23od 3al sham3a
15) Q : Leh haifa bet7ebb teskon bel tabe el 11 bedoun ascenseur ?
A : Men shen yentak 2alba men el mashi
16) Q : Leh bet7ebb haifa la7oud ?
A : la2annou bye2rot belsenou
17) Q: Leh bet7ebb haifa micheal 3awn ?
A : la2annou bitawwel layeji
18) Q : Leh btekrah haifa ja3ja3 ?
A : la2annou fet wou matele3
19) Q : Leh tebout haifa shaklou mtallat ?
A : men shen yedefnouwa mfarshekha
20) Marra nansi wou elissa kennou tal3een bel hummer, tele3lon
3isabet 7aramyeh, lamma fattashouwon mala2ou masari 2am akhadou el hummer
2alet nansi la elissa wen meseryetik, 2aletla da7ashton wou enti ?
2atla ana kammen, law ma3na haifa kenet da7shet el hummer
21) haifa 2araret tente7er bisabab hal nekat, rabtet 7ala 3a
sekket el train, teni yom :
ikhtifa2 train fi zourouf ghamida
22) kif bitzamir sayaret hafia:
neek neek neek
23) kif bto3tous haifa
dhachou
24) al mara ghanit haifa wehbe bi sawfar am eja dahr el baidar
25) shou el farek ben haifa wel titanic
al titanic 100 wahad rekeba we met, haifa 100 wahad bi moute ta yerkaba
26)al bi homos 3mlo timsal li haifa le ano khafafit anon
27)Al 3emletla cherket TEFAL lipstick khsoussi la Haifa, ta maylaz2ou el baydat.
28) Al Haifa sakhanet. Rahet 3end el hakim, fa 3ataha rapport 3 iyyem barrat el takhet
29) Al Haifa kenet ma3 wahat s3oudi, w 3am ya3mlo iz miz...
Aletlo: "Aghannilak khaliji?"
Alla: "la', Kalliji ba3den ghanné"
30) Q: Al lech Haifa betghar men el djejé?
A: La'anno bte'3od 3ala 12 bayda.
` 31) Al haifa metét. Tol3et 3al sama, w chefet saint pierre 3ala beib el sama, w 3ataha mefteh. jarrabet teftah fi beib el sama, ma fatah.
Rakadit 3ala beib el jahim, w kamein ma fatah!
Rahet 3ened saint pierre aletlo: "Chou hayda el mefteh, ma fatah wala beib el sama wala beib el jahim, chou byeftah?"
Alla:" Ha ha...Beib oudté" |
|
|
|
|
