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joke for the arab dudes (pg. 12)
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| Blinckme |
| Nice one B018 :D |
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| B018 |
marra kenet haifa bi 7aflleh w bass khallaset reg3et 3al beit hieh w 3am bet nem bi de2 el cellphone taba3a bet2oum bet redd 3aleh bi2ella wa7ad bet nemeh ma3eh ya haifa
haifa: addeh btedfa3
zalmeh: 200$
haifa: 200$ magnoune
zalmeh: 400$
haifa: kamena la2
zalmeh: 500$
haifa: kamena la2
zalmeh: 600$
haifa: kamena la2
zalmeh: w air chu addeh baddik ya3neh
haifa: addeh ma3ak enta
zalmeh: 1000$
haifa: ana baddeh aktar bi ktirrrrrr
zalmeh: ok ana ma ma3eh aktar khalineh chuf ghairik
haifa:metel min??
zalmeh: ma khassik
haifa: ok byee |
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| that guy |
| wtF! i post this 2 hours ago and it goes to 12 pages? |
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| B018 |
| ibn nancy ajram sar yebkee bilsaf.. sa'loo elestaiz sho beek em tybkee???!! alo elwalad bedi mama... aa'm ija elestaiz hakaloo bas skoot ..skoot ... haina kelna bidna imak bas ma fee hada feena am ybkee.... |
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| B018 |
| fi marra bi hemous fi wa7ad sherty (police) le7i2 7arami fa saba2ou. |
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| B018 |
| fi wa7ad maniac mechi 3al tari2,mara2it siyara min 7addo wa7ad cheyif 7alou ma3ou BM gheyr chekel, wghatasit l siyara bi jourit wa7el wtarrachetou lal maniak, 2am sabb hayda chabb,2am haydek 7att arriere w reji3 bil siyara ,w 2allou:rou7 ntek, 2am l maniak 2allou: eh kint rayi7 2entek bass heyyyyk. |
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| B018 |
| kan abu abed bado ybi3 soutien ma kan 3aref kif so sanafon 4 groups:a-"afich biz" b-"biz" c- chou hal biz" d-"dakhil alla mala biz" |
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| B018 |
Marra Nansi wou Elissa kennou tal3een bel Hummer, tele3lon 3isabet 7aramyeh, lamma fattashouwon mala2ou masari, Akhadou el Hummer.
-2alet Nansi la Elissa wen khabeyti meseryetik
-2aletla da7ashton wou enti ?
-2aletla ana kammen, yareyt Hayfa kanet ma3na, kanet da7shet el Hummer. |
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| B018 |
Chou el fare2 ben Hayfa Wehbe wel Cheikh??
El Cheikh bi2oul Allahou akbar.
Hayfa bet2oul ya rayto akbar |
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| B018 |
U know how Hayfa btou3touss (Sneeze)?
"d7a-shou" , "d7a-shou" |
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| B018 |
| Wahed 7elem inno masak seder Hayfa, ra7 lal Sheikh la yisa'lo shou bya3mel, alo el Sheikh hat idak la bousha |
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