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Three dead souls appear at the Pearly Gates and meet with St Peter. St Peter says, " Since it is that time , I'll let you into Heaven if you can tell me the meaning of Easter."
First guy; "Easter , yeah , that's when ya get the tree and the lights and the presents."
St Peter, "WRONG!"
Second guy; "Easter , umm , thats when ya get the turkey , and the stuffing and the whole family comes over?"
St Peter; "WRONG , How about YOU!"
Third guy; "Easter , sure thats when Jesus rose from the dead!'
St Peter; "CORRECT , tell these others the whole story!"
Third guy; " Well , on Good Friday , they crucified the Lord , and after his death , they took him down off the cross , put him in a grave , and rolled a big stone in front. On the third day , Easter Sunday morning , he rose from the dead , the stone rolled back , he comes out of the grave , , and if he sees his shadow , theres 6 more weeks of winter!"
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