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Johnnie Cochran dead at 67
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| dj_bas |
| woah didn't see that one coming. |
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| Spacey Orange |
'if the glove don't fit, acquit.'
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| LeopoldStotch |
it is a sad day in the law offices .. many lawyers look up to this guy .. i will tell you this .. if the maryland sniper and derrick todd lee (he was the serial rapist that killed and raped like 7 women a couple of years ago) had johnnie cochran representing them, they would be free right now .. i know some lawyers, and they tell me that johnnie cochran is so good, he can make a murderer look innocent, even with a whole bunch of witnesses testifying against the guy .. wouldnt matter ..
but o.j. better attend his wake and burial, because he owes johnnie big time for what he did .. |
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| BeatFreak |
Yep, OJ put the glove on in the courtroom with a plastic glove on underneath which made it appear not to fit.
Cochran also got Snoop off his murder trizzal, beeeeyotch. |
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| occrider |
To hell with OJ ... let's marvel at Johnnie's greatest accomplishment:
Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider. [walks to a display stand and pulls down a screen] Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew-bacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca LIVES on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [apporaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. [next to a display stand] I know he seeems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen, this… is Chewbacca. [pulls down a picture of him] Now think about that for one minute: that does NOT MAKE SENSE! Why am I talkin' about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? [Chef looks at the picture] Why? I tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! [produces a monkey] Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey. [a juror chokes, then his head explodes]
Sigh ... rest in peace oh great one. |
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| OurManFlint |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
To hell with OJ ... let's marvel at Johnnie's greatest accomplishment:
Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider. [walks to a display stand and pulls down a screen] Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew-bacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca LIVES on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [apporaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. [next to a display stand] I know he seeems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen, this… is Chewbacca. [pulls down a picture of him] Now think about that for one minute: that does NOT MAKE SENSE! Why am I talkin' about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? [Chef looks at the picture] Why? I tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! [produces a monkey] Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey. [a juror chokes, then his head explodes]
Sigh ... rest in peace oh great one. |
Haha, what's that from, I've heard that somewhere? Funny .
Edited: Ah, South Park. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
To hell with OJ ... let's marvel at Johnnie's greatest accomplishment:
Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider. [walks to a display stand and pulls down a screen] Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew-bacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca LIVES on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [apporaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. [next to a display stand] I know he seeems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen, this… is Chewbacca. [pulls down a picture of him] Now think about that for one minute: that does NOT MAKE SENSE! Why am I talkin' about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? [Chef looks at the picture] Why? I tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! [produces a monkey] Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey. [a juror chokes, then his head explodes]
Sigh ... rest in peace oh great one. |
there goes a role model :stongue: |
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| DarkAngel |
I'm shocked. He didn't even look his age, let alone have a brain tumor.
RIP. :( |
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| igottaknow |
Payback's bitch
sincerely,
Ron and Nichole |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Payback's bitch
sincerely,
Ron and Nichole |
Dude.....OUCH. |
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