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i got my penis caught in the lawnmower and impregnated a squirrel in the process....
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| Floorwhore |
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!
TEE HEE. |
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| infinity HiGH |
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:p :p :haha: :haha: |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
jeff......if u caught ur pen0r in the lawnmower, u wouldve had no shame to come on here and post about it, let alone actally being in hospital....
lame ass |
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| Floorwhore |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
jeff......if u caught ur pen0r in the lawnmower, u wouldve had no shame to come on here and post about it, let alone actally being in hospital....
lame ass |
actually, i am in the hospital - im typing this from sally's laptop (the squirrel i impregnated). she's in the process of getting an abortion. apparently when humans get squirrels pregnant, the labour process is only 9 weeks. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| This isn't funny, by best friend lost his penis in a farm equipment accident..... INSENSITIVE BASTARDS! |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
actually, i am in the hospital - im typing this from sally's laptop (the squirrel i impregnated). she's in the process of getting an abortion. apparently when humans get squirrels pregnant, the labour process is only 9 weeks. |
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That means I could alreayd have 22 kids running around then. ! I thought id have more time to prepare my family! Ballsallovertheplace. This really sucks. WHy the hell didnt they tell me this during the fact! :whip:
Honestly, squirrel bitches are teh worst. that . not going near another one EVER again! Im threw w/ all this BS! I cant handle it.
Ive prolly already been a dad for 2 weeks now... this really blows :nervous: And do u think i even got a phone call to say that im a father! NO!! like :wtf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ noice! Too bad there are no vids :( |
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| Floorwhore |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ noice! Too bad there are no vids :( |
i know. i so need my squirrel fix right now. like so bad. |
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| DarkAngel |
I gotta give ya credit for thread title originality.
That is all, thank you. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Hey, did you know that the city of Calgary has a municiple bi-law agaist the sexual malestation of squirles in city owned parks? I'm not kidding, there is actually a Bi-law.... what scares me is that in order to pass a Bi-law one must assume they had a problem.... I mean they don't just make a bi-law like that for fun..... "and as our final piece of business.... what the hell, It's illegal to squirles." Dirty in' Albertans! |
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