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Grand Theft Auto: Ibiza (pg. 4)
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| :conf: thats gonna be freakishly hard to make... i say we jump him and beat the crap out him, steal his computer and whip him until we find out how he does it.... *brandishes hands* goooood gooooooooood |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| One of the weapons could be bag full of Es. You chuck them at people & they eat it & then they either start dancing or they go sit down on the side of the road to chill out & take in the atmosphere. |
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| Eddie N MIAMI |
| lol awesome! :haha: |
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| MikHail |
| Have a new drug to Rival e and call it PvD :p |
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| tribu |
It would take forever for new shipments to make it to the public, and by that time, no one would want it.
| quote: | Originally posted by MikHail
Have a new drug to Rival e and call it PvD :p |
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| muckluck |
| quote: | Originally posted by auranaut
I wanna be able to stab people with glowsticks. |
No, no, no. You should be able to break open glowsticks and drink the glow to replenish your health. Mmmm...glow. But glowsticks only replenish 50% of your health. Purple pills replenish 100%.
If you collect 100 hidden pacifiers from around the map, you unlock the ability to dance on rhythm, since you're a cracker, most likely a trance cracker.
If you manage to find a CO2 mask, using it will make everything blurry and the controls reversed. You also have a 5% chance of blacking out and waking up in a gutter with all of your items and money stolen, a scar in your side, and one of your kidneys for sale on the black market. The plus side is that....well there is no plus side. CO2 is bad for you, you dumb .
Here's the first mission:| quote: |
A group of people in their early 20's live in a small commune in the middle of the forest. Each night they rave and dance to all kinds of Electronic music. The catch is that the color green attracts a creepy guy who wears a pig suit and green cloak. The people are trapped in the commune because there is green grass growing in a ring around the commune so the fake monster is always out there. All of the glowsticks in the commune are green, and of course since raves and glowsticks are synonymous, some people want to use them. But that guy in the pig suit is realllly creepy. He walks as fast as the pope and looks at them really funny, keeping everyone inside the commune and the really annoying people from using glowsticks. What you have to do is find this creepy pigsuit guy and kill him so the commune will be able to break out of their confine, use glowsticks, and spread raving to all of Ibiza. End scene. |
Wait that's "The Village". Nevermind.
On a related note, does anyone know why they are still running TV adverts for GTA: SA almost six months after its release? |
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| Dervish |
| You could have health and instead of body armour have "high". So the more drugs you take the longer you'll last. |
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| Pjotr G |
how bout this for a mission:
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DJ Pyl van Dauk> Show the lad in
[lackey opens door, enter player]
Player> I heard you might have a job for me?
DJ Pyl van Dauk> hmmyes....you see, tonight at [big club], DJ Tosti is playing a gig. Now this guy cost me a lot of money. I was gonna be the first dj to play a "concert" and open olympic games and all that...but he took it.....he deserves to die.
Player> how do you want it to go down
DJ Pyl van Dauk> I got these VIP lounge tickets, they take you to a place where you can get a clear shot of Tosti. Take this rifle [lackey hands rifle]
Player> ok, consider it done. Loved your set the other night.
DJ Pyl van Dauk> begone, n00b
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| basvh |
| please insert the big smoke machine (megatron) from club amnesia! |
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| auranaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by muckluck
If you collect 100 hidden pacifiers from around the map, you unlock the ability to dance on rhythm, since you're a cracker, most likely a trance cracker.
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| quote: | Originally posted by muckluck
On a related note, does anyone know why they are still running TV adverts for GTA: SA almost six months after its release?
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PC version maybe? Don't know what the release date is for it now... |
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| BrownTA4Life |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
It would take forever for new shipments to make it to the public, and by that time, no one would want it. |
its gonna be a free download |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by BrownTA4Life
its gonna be a free download |
Thats good, but someone didn't get the joke.;) |
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