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Danny Howells @ HOB review
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| Vero |
ok where exactly should i begin... well, lets start at the beginning of the night. so danny is supposed to start his set at 10:30 acording to the HOB website. i pull into the parking lot at about 10:45. scare the out of greg, cyn, rzo, and kelly by pounding on the car windows as i walk by it.
so we get to HOB and get in line (we are the first ones in line), but they arent letting anyone in. aparently the gay ass heavy metal band playing tonite went over their set time. we finally get into the club at around 11:30ish, only to see the curtains closed and no sign of danny. we find a spot up on the 2nd story balcony and wait. finally the curtains open at about 12:00 and we see who? yeah thats right, ing gay ass orlando breaks DJ jimmy "i suck rhino cock" jostlin. who proceeded to spin the weakest most played out breaks set ever.
after about an hour of "i wanna kill myself" breaks, danny finally takes over the decks at about 1. he starts our with some very prog mellow house and after about an hour of that he just opens it up with some really funky, high energy and the whole place was rockin out. danny really spun a great set, but you know he was pissed that he didnt get to spin the 4+ hour set that he was planning on doing.
when he was done he came down to the edge of the stage to talk with the fans a sign autographs (like he usually does). he signed my and Rzo's GU posters which was sweet. while danny was chillin with the fans Jimmy "i like to eat monkey ass" jostlin gets back in the booth and starts talking on the mic. well, my drunk ass decides that im gonna tell this mother****** whats up and i start yelling at him taht he sucks and he needs to get new records and all that . well he pointed me out to the bouncers who werent the most polite folks. the one bouncer dude came up and started pushing me telling me to get out, which iwas happy to do since the music was over and my poster was allready signed.
all in all, tonite was just another example of why i hate HOB and the whole EBM scene in orlando. Jimmy " me in the ass with a mack truck" jostlin should have never been on the damn stage. after waiting over an hour to get in, danny should have just hopped in there and rocked the place. as much as i wanna say that i will never go back there, i probably will only because they are the only place in town to bring in good names. but sooner or later they are gonna push me over the edge and im gonna bust out with some unibomber on their ass.
good times none-the-less.
PS. the new stage dancer with the long hair is really hot and makes me wanna to naughty things to her. |
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| ATL_Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vero
PS. the new stage dancer with the long hair is really hot and makes me wanna to naughty things to her. |
heh word
but uhhh
sounds like howells rocks, hob sucks, hope yall had fun regardless!
rzo, you take any pics??? :p
cant wait to see him in atl!!! 1 1/2 more weeks baybay!! |
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| kelly923 |
review later, need sleep first! i had an 8 am class this morning- rough!!!
and just so u all know i got molested/raped by a 38 year old woman lololololol |
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| ThomBizznitch |
| quote: | Originally posted by kelly923
review later, need sleep first! i had an 8 am class this morning- rough!!!
and just so u all know i got molested/raped by a 38 year old woman lololololol |
ick, that doesn't sound like a fun time????? |
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| ex-dj |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vero
after about an hour of "i wanna kill myself" breaks, danny finally takes over the decks at about 1. |
i knew he wouldn't end up going on til around then which i why i didn't go, would have to leave right when the main act is coming on... damn work!
what kills me is that tool joslin shoulda realized no one was there to hear him and been cool and let danny play the whole time. instead he had to get his hour in like a self centered dousche, and isn't the guy like 50? time to give it up buddy. |
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| RzO |
| danny howells was awesome, he started a little chill but it didn't take long till he was ripping it up...definitely would not miss him at this point as the style he is playing atm is very good...i saw him 2 yrs ago and wasnt impressed but last night was way different...he is a very cool guy and we got our dope ass gu poster signed which was a highlight at the end of the night when he came off the stage to talk to us...definitely a cool night and was funny to watch phil blatently say to the opening dj before we left "breaks are done" and "fcuk you" he didnt appreciate that and had phil escorted by the bouncers..lol |
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| DawnTreader |
| Colleen has the pics. HOB sucks ass. Jimmy "spray it on my back" Jostlin was actually trying to get down off the stage and start something with phil, f-in cracks me up. |
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| ClubGoddess |
| LOL i love the nick names for dj jimmy. Yes i have the pics but I will post them later on tonight. ;) |
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| ClubGoddess |
yooooooooooo I had a blast with everyone last night, I couldnt stop movin and groovin to the housage, I loved it. Too bad he didnt go on earlier, you could tell as he was standing by behind jimmy the tool he was so anxious to get going!! The drinks were cheap and suprisingly strong..or maybe that was just the drink I had at Carlos's friends house beforehand, haha. :crazy:
Here are the pics. They did not allow cameras in there, I dont even know how I got in with mine to be honest, but I was able to get a couple before danny went on, and a video, but the rest are when the lights went on and of us standing outside. Great to see you guys, Greg, Cyn, Rzo, Kelly, Phil, and Carlos, we missed you James. Im sure I'll run into Frederico at another show somewhere in the state LOL Enjoy, till the next time ;)
is this the woman who molested you Kelly?
Rzo you love making the faces dont you? LOL
this was danny coming to the end of the stage for autographs
he signed our stubs, and kissed the girls' hands
lol this one looks so funny
danny was giving some girl a kiss in this one
kelly getting her arm signed
all of us
carlos and me
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| 3xx3r7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vero
ok where exactly should i begin... well, lets start at the beginning of the night. so danny is supposed to start his set at 10:30 acording to the HOB website. i pull into the parking lot at about 10:45. scare the out of greg, cyn, rzo, and kelly by pounding on the car windows as i walk by it.
so we get to HOB and get in line (we are the first ones in line), but they arent letting anyone in. aparently the gay ass heavy metal band playing tonite went over their set time. we finally get into the club at around 11:30ish, only to see the curtains closed and no sign of danny. we find a spot up on the 2nd story balcony and wait. finally the curtains open at about 12:00 and we see who? yeah thats right, ing gay ass orlando breaks DJ jimmy "i suck rhino cock" jostlin. who proceeded to spin the weakest most played out breaks set ever.
after about an hour of "i wanna kill myself" breaks, danny finally takes over the decks at about 1. he starts our with some very prog mellow house and after about an hour of that he just opens it up with some really funky, high energy and the whole place was rockin out. danny really spun a great set, but you know he was pissed that he didnt get to spin the 4+ hour set that he was planning on doing.
when he was done he came down to the edge of the stage to talk with the fans a sign autographs (like he usually does). he signed my and Rzo's GU posters which was sweet. while danny was chillin with the fans Jimmy "i like to eat monkey ass" jostlin gets back in the booth and starts talking on the mic. well, my drunk ass decides that im gonna tell this mother****** whats up and i start yelling at him taht he sucks and he needs to get new records and all that . well he pointed me out to the bouncers who werent the most polite folks. the one bouncer dude came up and started pushing me telling me to get out, which iwas happy to do since the music was over and my poster was allready signed.
all in all, tonite was just another example of why i hate HOB and the whole EBM scene in orlando. Jimmy " me in the ass with a mack truck" jostlin should have never been on the damn stage. after waiting over an hour to get in, danny should have just hopped in there and rocked the place. as much as i wanna say that i will never go back there, i probably will only because they are the only place in town to bring in good names. but sooner or later they are gonna push me over the edge and im gonna bust out with some unibomber on their ass.
good times none-the-less.
PS. the new stage dancer with the long hair is really hot and makes me wanna to naughty things to her. |
Damn, I keep hearing more and more HOB horror stories. Jimmy "pounded in the ass with 12 inch cock" Joslin is beyond awful. The worst part, he holds four residencies and is the highest paid DJ in Orlando for spinning the tiest of breaks and hip-hop.
More and more reasons why Orlando scene sucks. At least I have May 6 to look forward to. :D |
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| mdamon7278 |
| Bro, central and north florida scene sucks in general, period |
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| nchs09 |
by the pics , greg danced too much
@1!!! ;p |
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