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slump busters?
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| arbors1021 |
| Okay, so I am coming home on leave tommorow from Iraq for a couple of weeks and needless to say I haven't gotten laid in a few months. As I have been over here in the desert, so I am going to sleep with a girl I know so I can get over the hump. She is not attractive but, if she was then she would not be a "slump buster". I was just wondering how many other people do this..or if I am just an dick. |
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| Sunsnail |
| If you go AWOL you can go to prison and have sex every day :toothless |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
If you go AWOL you can go to prison and have sex every day :toothless |
LMAO
I never used or heard the term "slump buster". |
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| arbors1021 |
| I think the term came was coined by baseball players who used to used to sleep with a big girl to break out of a hitting slump. |
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| Floorfiller |
| you're a dick... |
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| Omega_Blue |
meh. don't listen to jason. he's too sensitive. tap that .
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
you're a dick... |
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| Orbax |
yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything.
Congratulations. Youre the on the elbow of society. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything.
Congratulations. Youre the on the elbow of society. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
When desperation sets in you got three choices:
1) cut off your weener with a blunt knife
2) Find yourself a chicken
3) Hump an ugly girl that will fall in love with you & will become obseesed with you & end up stalking you. |
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| Floorfiller |
| i mean...it'd be one thing if you were drunk and something happened and then you regretted it or something, but you're all pre-meditating this :wtf: |
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| Ian^ |
| i'd really laugh if she said afterwards "Now you put ur dick in my ass, time for me to put mine in yours" Evil? Yes, funny, hell yes |
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