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HOLY ****, ZOMBIES! The end is nigh, folks.
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| VERTiG0 |
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
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The BBC said:+
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. |
If that isn't the craziest ever, I don't know what is. I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords.
*its fake |
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| Tordan |
| Dawn of the dead. Re-released in Cambodia! |
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| karim |
!!HOLY THIS 'S REAL!!
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Karim |
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| tha_broad |
| hmm next it will be the movie 28 days later coming to life... |
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| zoogla |
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"We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
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Greeeeeat...bringing people back from the dead is really gonna increase the quality of life...just for dead people though!!! LOL! ;) |
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| Ex-Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
hmm next it will be the movie 28 days later coming to life... |
hehehehe :toothless |
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| infinity HiGH |
| Sweet! I always wanted to go Resident Evil on somebody's ass! |
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| Blue. |
| In the future earth will be so ed up that film makers will be making sci fi flicks about how we used to have trees. |
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| DarkAngel |
Perhaps now would be the time to start investing in heavier firepower...
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| Blue. |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Perhaps now would be the time to start investing in heavier firepower...
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Now we have to teach our children about CPR, the birds and the bees, what to do when a man tells you to get into his car and that a sawed off will take care of a zombie as long as it's a headshot :nervous: |
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| raveed |
lol i almost fell for that one
someone made a site i think similar to cnn couple years ago that said the olsen twins are coming to rit :conf: ... it ended up coming on the news |
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| High on PSI |
| wouldnt be good if it got in the hands of terrorists |
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