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You know you are living in 2005, when... (pg. 3)
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| niteshayde |
56. it takes you 3 times as long to buy any kind of personal hygiene/grooming product because there are 3 times as many brands and products to choose from.
57. the last time you used a payphone was never.
58. having a cellphone that just makes and receives calls is not good enough. it must have a color screen, a memory capacity the size of titanic, camera functions, 300 games pre-installed, 400 ringtones to choose from, a million more you can download, diary, alarm clock, bluetooth so you can check your important emails every 5 minutes, gps, and be quadband in case you are ever in tibet/the amazon jungle/north pole.
59. you can't do any kind of math without a calculator of some sorts.
60. all your household furniture is from ikea or other similar DIY stores.
61. you type 8 times faster than you write.
62. you can't imagine life without post-its. |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
36: You say *fap fap* instead of masturbate. |
lol :) |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Forgotten One
53- People laugh at old skool slasher movies (Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Creepshow, etc)
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i lauged at most of those when i first saw em in the early 90's when i was a kid :conf: |
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| Lil-H |
| quote: | Originally posted by niteshayde
59. you can't do any kind of math without a calculator of some sorts.
60. all your household furniture is from ikea or other similar DIY stores.
61. you type 8 times faster than you write.
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So true !!
And yeah, I did scroll up to check whether number 9 was there or not :toothless
and ofcourse I chat with my family on mns, or atleast my sister.
Some of these things are really scary though. like we do spend LESS time with eachother, or dont we?
62: when we call all trance for cheese |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
That same list gets passed around every year, since like, the intarweb started... |
lol i was just about to point that out. I thought should change it to "this is how you know its 1999" |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I thought should change it to "this is how you know its 1999" |
Pardon me, but i don't fathom the humour. If this was indeed passed around then be so good as to provide me with the link to the thread and similar quotes to the ones aforementioned. :rolleyes:
And since you're making utterly useless and unseemly posts, do yourself a favour and steer clear of my thread, kthxpeace. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
got this in the email, thought some of it was pretty funny. if you like you can contribute.
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> I dont have a microwave.
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> I've never played it with real cards. Ever.
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> I dont have a family.
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> I don't work.
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> that they don't have e-mail addresses.
> I don't have friends or family.
> 6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone
> in a business manner.
> My mom makes me.
> 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
> an outside line.
> No.
> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> different companies.
> No. I told you I don't work damn it.
> 10. You learn about your retirement on the 11 o'clock news.
> 6 o clock news. I'm not allowed to watch tv that late.
> 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> Yes, because I dont have one.
> 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
> if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
> I don't have a car, or a driveway or a cellphone.
> 13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.
> Most of them, yes.
> 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause
> for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
> I don't have a ing cell phone, and Im not 20, 30, or 60 years old.
> 15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
> coffee.
> False.
> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
> I did that before I had a computer.
> 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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> 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
> this message.
> Nobody.
> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> No, I'm too stupid.
> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
No, I'm too lazy. |
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| AlphaStarred |
| the point of this thread was not to answer them. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
the point of this thread was not to answer them. |
Have I ever been known to acknowledge a point? |
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| Googooly |
65. You wonder what's going to happen in 50 years...seriously.
66. you go sex shop and you find "fake" 's for sale...WTF!
67. You get your bank statmant through you'r "ONLINE BANKING", not through post anymore.
68. You shop more from internet than normal shoping where you have to go out....(I can't buy from internet anyway(no CC card), so I have to go out) lol
69. Ebay...need I say more? haha
70. You can actually go to mars now for holiday, it only cost 20 million pounds though for tikets. abit of saving up should do! :D
hmmmm I hope those helps :p |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Pardon me, but i don't fathom the humour. If this was indeed passed around then be so good as to provide me with the link to the thread and similar quotes to the ones aforementioned. :rolleyes:
And since you're making utterly useless and unseemly posts, do yourself a favour and steer clear of my thread, kthxpeace. |
shut up homo you werent there in 2003 when the exact same ing post was made |
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