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You know you are living in 2005, when... (pg. 6)
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Laughing isn't hating.
I won't be happy until I have a pm box full of death threats each morning. |
i think someone just needs a bit of lovin' ;p |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Laughing isn't hating.
I won't be happy until I have a pm box full of death threats each morning. |
itll never happen :p |
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| Mystre |
| Wait so the thread starter has been on ta since 02 and has never seen your in 2003 or 2004. What an idiot I remember seeing both those threads |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
i think someone just needs a bit of lovin' ;p |
Oh, laughing might not be hating, but who says hating me isn't loving me |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mystre
...and has never seen your in 2003 or 2004. |
can you expound upon that, idiot? |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Oh, laughing might not be hating, but who says hating me isn't loving me |
nobody. and i was actually thinking of that word before quoting this heh. There is a very fine line between love and hate. Indifference is the actual antithesis of love after all... |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
nobody. and i was actually thinking of that word before quoting this heh. There is a very fine line between love and hate. Indifference is the actual antithesis of love after all... |
Yeah...ok...whatever Mr. KantMcPlato, all I was trying to say is that I like to be smacked around a bit...and spat on...and called a twister chicken. |
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| Mystre |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
can you expound upon that, idiot? |
wow so hostile, good point ur just ignorent i guess, so whatever floats your boat |
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| Forgotten One |
Just recapping the whole list:
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> that they don't have e-mail addresses.
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> 6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone
> in a business manner.
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> 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
> an outside line.
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> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> different companies.
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> 10. You learn about your retirement on the 11 o'clock news.
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> 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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> 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
> if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
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> 13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the
> screen.
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> 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause
> for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
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> 15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
> coffee.
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> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
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> 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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> 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
> this message.
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> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
21. You lied and didnt really scrolled up but thought 19 and 20 were really funny.
22. You replaced your home phone with your cell because the rates are cheaper at night and on weekends.
23. When you go on a long trip, you bring 5 different battery adapters/chargers with you.
24. You call someone in another part of the house by calling the fax machine (I do this at my house).
25. Getting snacks at a movie theater costs more than your ticket.
26. Instead of laughing at a friend's joke, you exclaim, "LoL!"
27. You're watching T.V. and instead of flipping to the weather channel to check the forecast, you retire to your room and check on the internet instead.
28. You throw your VCR out the window.
29. You can't remember what the hell is a walkman.
30. You order food online.
31. You order pets online.
32. You laugh at your friend who still totes a beeper.
33. You use any instant messaging program to comunicate with people in your own home,...
34: You begin to hate people that only exist on the internet.
35: You begin to LOVE people that only exist on the internet!
36: You say *fap fap* instead of masturbate.
37- Corporal Punishment is almost considered molestation and not dicipline (for you retards, that's bum spanking your kids, not executing convicts)
38- There are more tampon commercials than beer commercials on tv
39- It's "in" for girls to dress like hookers/sluts
40- The line between girl and woman blurrs (thanks Spears/Agiulara/etc)
41- You put more money into your computer than groceries
42- You can't walk 2 blocks downtown without seeing 15 fat people
43- Practically every car looks the same
44- Listening to the radio involves 45 min of overplayed crap crammed in your ears and 15 min of actual music
45- MTV practically turned into a softcore porn channel
46- REAL music is never pushed (promoted), making way for talentless industry-splooging crap forcefed to you "for your enjoyment"
47- one cd costs more than 3/4 a week of gas for your car
48- Most of the good movies released are independant films
49- Most marriages fail
50- Kids are having kids (THIS IS THE TRUEST SIGN OF THE TIMES IMO)
51- Super Nintendo is "back in the day"
52- Most kids have the intelligence of a gnat
53- People laugh at old skool slasher movies (Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Creepshow, etc)
54- Nothing is sacred
55- Car commercials have nothing to do with the vehicle they are selling (WTF DOES SLEEPING IN A TENT HAVE TO DO WITH A TOYOTA??? TELL ME ABOUT THE CAR ITSELF!!)
56. it takes you 3 times as long to buy any kind of personal hygiene/grooming product because there are 3 times as many brands and products to choose from.
57. the last time you used a payphone was never.
58. having a cellphone that just makes and receives calls is not good enough. it must have a color screen, a memory capacity the size of titanic, camera functions, 300 games pre-installed, 400 ringtones to choose from, a million more you can download, diary, alarm clock, bluetooth so you can check your important emails every 5 minutes, gps, and be quadband in case you are ever in tibet/the amazon jungle/north pole.
59. you can't do any kind of math without a calculator of some sorts.
60. all your household furniture is from ikea or other similar DIY stores.
61. you type 8 times faster than you write.
62. you can't imagine life without post-its.
65. You wonder what's going to happen in 50 years...seriously.
66. you go sex shop and you find "fake" 's for sale...WTF!
67. You get your bank statmant through you'r "ONLINE BANKING", not through post anymore.
68. You shop more from internet than normal shoping where you have to go out....(I can't buy from internet anyway(no CC card), so I have to go out) lol
69. Ebay...need I say more? haha
70. You can actually go to mars now for holiday, it only cost 20 million pounds though for tikets. abit of saving up should do!
71.when you watch more tv driving down the highway than you do at home
72. when speaking 1337 is the cool thing to do
73.when you have more music in your pocket than some radio stations
74.when over 50% of your online gaming ISNT through your computer |
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| Psiweaver |
| so true. i've done so many of those things. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| 75. when you keep replying in this thread. :o |
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| Krysta_101 |
My late ass addition...
76. A hooker won't sleep with you because you don't own a sleep number bed. |
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