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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
So sorry, you're a 16-year-old Fabio, beats and beeps san. |
FABIO?"??????????
FABIO??????????????????????????????????
FABIO HAS A WELL TONED BODY
I HAVE NO BODY.
FABIO HAS STRONG MALE FACIAL FEATURES.
I HAVE UGLY MALE FACIAL FEATURES MIXED WITH UGLY FEMALE FACIAL FEATURES.
FABIO
WTF MAN
FABIO LOOKS LIKE A CLEAN CUT IDIOTFACE, WHO IS IN REALITY A SLOB.
I LOOK LIKE A CONSTANTLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE POT HEAD SLOB WHO IS IN REALITY A CLEAN FREAK.
FABIO IS ASSURED OF HIS SEXUALITY AND HAS ALL THE LADIES AFTER HIM.
I HAVE NOT TALKED TO ANOTHER LIVING SOUL IN YEARS, AND AS FAR AS BEING ASSURED OF MY SEXUALITY WHEN I MASTURBATE, RIGHT BEFORE I CLIMAX I PANIC I GET CONFUSED AND SCREAM AND START CRYING.
BEATS AND BEEPS SAN?
SAN?
WTF IS SAN? ISNT THAT SOME TAN SAN CHAN WAPANESE BULL. I'M CURRENTLY ATTENDING SUMMERSCHOOL WITH 30 BMW DRIVING ENGLISH NOT SPEAKING BUT STILL 100% GETTING 300,000 DOLLARS A YEAR INCOME KIDS. SURE FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS YOU MIGHT WISH YOU WERE ONE OF THEM, AND BE WAPANESE, BUT AFTER THAN YOU JUST START TO GET ANGRY...SO ANGRY.
WHY MUST YOU CALL ME NAMES.
WHY DO YOU HATE ME.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE A SCENE. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
Sum it up fast.
Ditched me and my friend on the 4th to go to seattle with her new guy.
She feels bad becuase the 4th is is like our holiday, so she calls me up on the 5th and is like "why dont you and Adam [my friend] come to an open mic night with me and [insert kid from montana who is superduperemo], I really want you to see me and him perform" so go "UGHHHH ok..." caz like... its gunna be an emo fest you know?
So we go, she and this guy are on like almost last, so we decide to split till she comes on, because like it was staggaring... TO MUCH EMO KIDS, just horrible.
So we go to my place for a while and i call and text her to see when we should go back but she just goes "JUST FORGET IT!" and I was like :wtf: so I went up and wrote a huge email basically bashing on her friends saying they are all fake and losers and .
Then I feel bad and write an appology later.
Then she is like "OK YEA YOU SHOULD BE ING SORRY" among other things.
So I write another email saying I am sorry, that most of my hatred is unfounded. etc
Anyways I met this guy she is with, she actually told him I was there to check him out... it didnt go good, mainly because I had no place to sit and it was loud and crowded, but yea... kids got it all going messy black hair, emo dark rimmed glasses, all topped off with an acoustic guitar. It makes me a little teary that people are like that.
Anyways, soooooooooooooooooooo yea.......
At the moment, it sorta sucks. :wtf:
But thats just me, full of drama, oh and her collar bone is good!
What you been up to b&b. |
hahahahahahahahaha
open mic.
thats pretty good, straight out of the 80's. |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
FABIO?"??????????
FABIO??????????????????????????????????
FABIO HAS A WELL TONED BODY
I HAVE NO BODY.
FABIO HAS STRONG MALE FACIAL FEATURES.
I HAVE UGLY MALE FACIAL FEATURES MIXED WITH UGLY FEMALE FACIAL FEATURES.
FABIO
WTF MAN
FABIO LOOKS LIKE A CLEAN CUT IDIOTFACE, WHO IS IN REALITY A SLOB.
I LOOK LIKE A CONSTANTLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE POT HEAD SLOB WHO IS IN REALITY A CLEAN FREAK.
FABIO IS ASSURED OF HIS SEXUALITY AND HAS ALL THE LADIES AFTER HIM.
I HAVE NOT TALKED TO ANOTHER LIVING SOUL IN YEARS, AND AS FAR AS BEING ASSURED OF MY SEXUALITY WHEN I MASTURBATE, RIGHT BEFORE I CLIMAX I PANIC I GET CONFUSED AND SCREAM AND START CRYING.
BEATS AND BEEPS SAN?
SAN?
WTF IS SAN? ISNT THAT SOME TAN SAN CHAN WAPANESE BULL. I'M CURRENTLY ATTENDING SUMMERSCHOOL WITH 30 BMW DRIVING ENGLISH NOT SPEAKING BUT STILL 100% GETTING 300,000 DOLLARS A YEAR INCOME KIDS. SURE FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS YOU MIGHT WISH YOU WERE ONE OF THEM, AND BE WAPANESE, BUT AFTER THAN YOU JUST START TO GET ANGRY...SO ANGRY.
WHY MUST YOU CALL ME NAMES.
WHY DO YOU HATE ME.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE A SCENE. |
Just simmer down now. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
yea... she is a bitch. I hate her.
But not really. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
here is a bad pic of her:
[IMG]http://mobilepix.djfreaq.com/photo_0192.jpg[IMG]
worst part is i think i developed the Westermarck effect with her, so I cant even think about her sexually!!!
Its like I am attracted to her and want her, but as soon as I think about her in any risque situation im like "EWWW GROSS" :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
OH YOU NEVER TOLD ME SHE WAS FAT! |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
as soon as I think about her in any risque situation im like "EWWW GROSS" :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
Now we have at least one thing in common. |
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| beats and beeps |
I'm serious here, look at those arms, hands, and cheeks.
Has she put on weight due to the emotional stress you have caused her nou?
I bet weighs more than me!
And is half a foot shorter or something!
Of course, I'm not of a healthy weight ratio, so its not fair for me to compare normal people to myself, but doing this makes me feel better about myself. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
fat? :eek:
she weighs like 120-130lbs.... :wtf: and is like 5'8 |
WTF ARE YOU KIDDING??????????
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SCALE YOURSELF????????
IF SO IT MUST BE RIGGED?
She seriously looks pretty thick.
I really do not beleive 130. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
true fat to you is someone who dosnt have visible bone structure on their arms |
Actually, this is true for the most part, yes.
Unless rather than bone structure, they have bulgy muscles. Then I call them buff, or huge or something.
But yeah, those arms and hands look fat. |
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| beats and beeps |
Oh ok, she doesn't look as fat in that one, her fingers could still be a bit slimmer, but isn't that an old pic?
I swear her arms/hands look fatter in the other pic, is it newer? I'm serious nou, I think you might be putting this girl through some extremely traumatizing emotional pains here, and she is using cake as some sweet sweet morphine.
PS The only good thing about that pic, is that the camera is not silver. |
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| DJFreaq |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
WTF ARE YOU KIDDING??????????
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SCALE YOURSELF????????
IF SO IT MUST BE RIGGED?
She seriously looks pretty thick.
I really do not beleive 130. |
I think that renut Nou, is trying to get your Goat. I know her personally as well.
She is teh uber hump-able.
She is not you abviously love to pick up chicks outside the anorexia/bulemia clinic way too much. You know for someone who's not a noob, you're being pretty retarded, lol. Then again, until you meet her you just don't know.
Seriously. :rolleyes: |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJFreaq
I think that renut Nou, is trying to get your Goat. I know her personally as well.
She is teh uber hump-able.
She is not you abviously love to pick up chicks outside the anorexia/bulemia clinic way too much. You know for someone who's not a noob, you're being pretty retarded, lol. Then again, until you meet her you just don't know.
Seriously. :rolleyes: |
Man this girl is pretty damn popular on the internet.
Does she have a paysite, or what? |
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