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Wat do to when ur ugly (pg. 6)
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| Kaidreas |
| Tell him, he's not alone |
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| AlphaStarred |
| ...Kill yourself. Nobody merits the cruel misfortune of unsightliness. |
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| Kaidreas |
| ^I wasn't talking about myself.. I have a ugly friend too |
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| AndySmith |
Of course you were talking about your "friend"
HAHAHA:haha: |
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| AndySmith |
Tell you what, get drunk all the time, that gives you confidence!
Or high, or coked up! |
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| Kaidreas |
| ^ nope that's not the best way. I once tried that several months...but it kinda affects your brain. you're not getting any smarter. :o |
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| kr00t0n |
Taking the time to learn how to please the opposite sex can also work to a degree.
You know the old saying:
"Ugly girls try harder" :D |
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| Kaidreas |
^or like the dutch girls say:
go for the fat ones.. they have nice friends :) |
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| DannyO |
Awesome thread :haha: :haha: :haha:
But sounds like your friends needs some advise from...
ZAPP BRANNIGAN
"The key to a girls heart is threw her parents, sleep with them and your in" |
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| GPC |
"Turn out the light, yeah, the light
And I might have a chance
I guess I look slightly worse
Than the Elephant Man
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
I went to high school
And majored in looking real bad
I got a real ugly mom
And a real ugly dad
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Dress for success
That's what they say
I'm such a mess
That there just ain't no way
I know my breath is the sweetest
It really is great
But when I try just to kiss you
You say "better wait"
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Dress for success
That's what they say
Gimme some clothes
To slap over my head
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
I went to Balboa Island
And laid in the sand
I may be ugly as sin
But at least now I'm tan
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better" |
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| enferno |
| get surgery bitch |
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