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| starsearcher |
No offense to all the blondes but...gotta love em' :p
Post your "Blonde Jokes" here
Here's one I read recently...
Two Blondes from Britain visit Australia and one asks the other 'What do you think is farther away…London or the moon?’ The other looks at her puzzled and says ‘DUH!…Can you SEE London from here?’
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| house_conXion |
Q:How does a blonde turn on the light?
A:Opens a car door |
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| house_conXion |
Q: How are blondes and beer bottles alike?
A: They're both empty from the neck up |
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| house_conXion |
Here's a goodie...
Three blondes were walking in the forest when they spotted a lamp, one blonde picked it up and rub it. Out pops a Genie.
Genie: "I am a Genie and I will grant each of you one wish"
1st blonde: "Well um... I wanna be smart"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a redhead
2nd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than 1st one"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a burnette
3rd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than the 2 of them combined"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a... MAN |
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| PartyHarlequin |
Q: What's the same about a blonde and an ironing board?
A:They're both useless with their legs crossed.
Q: What do you say to three blondes on Christmas?
A: Ho Ho HO
Q: What do you call blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Goes home
I've got more... Just figured I'd get it started with these :) |
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| starsearcher |
| quote: | Originally posted by house_conXion
Here's a goodie...
Three blondes were walking in the forest when they spotted a lamp, one blonde picked it up and rub it. Out pops a Genie.
Genie: "I am a Genie and I will grant each of you one wish"
1st blonde: "Well um... I wanna be smart"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a redhead
2nd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than 1st one"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a burnette
3rd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than the 2 of them combined"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a... MAN |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: ROFL....my oh my :crazy: |
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| PartyHarlequin |
That wasn't technically a blonde joke so much as it was a woman joke... of which I've got tons.
Don't hate me...
Q: Why don't women need a watch?
A: There's a clock on the stove
Q: Why are womens feet smaller than mens?
A: Evolution, brings them closer to the stove
Note: The above are just jokes... seriously. |
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| rabbitjoker |
q: why is it fun to joke about blondes?
a: i don't know. |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
q: why is it fun to joke about blondes?
a: i don't know. |
sorry - that was a piss poor joke. i just thought it up - it was funnier in my head than written down. |
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| starsearcher |
I've always been a fan of this one!
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| eL_diab7o |
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear. :crazy:
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.:crazy:
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" LOL!!!:stongue:
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" |
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| eL_diab7o |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
q: why is it fun to joke about blondes?
a: i don't know. |
d00d what color is ur hair?
lol jks...;) |
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