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uglydave's advice for premature ejaculators
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| UglyDave |
folks i've found the cure!!
step one:
wank yourself about 3 times a day for about 3 days.
..or to the stage that your bell gets sore..
step 2:
cut back to two times a day - once in the morning and once again before bedtime.
cured!!
past 2 times i had sex i couldn't shoot the load :)
we were goin at it like rabbits for ages too!!
hope this info helps :) |
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| dbb |
| Now if I could just find a female... |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by UglyDave
folks i've found the cure!!
step one:
wank yourself about 3 times a day for about 3 days.
..or to the stage that your bell gets sore..
step 2:
cut back to two times a day - once in the morning and once again before bedtime.
cured!!
past 2 times i had sex i couldn't shoot the load :)
we were goin at it like rabbits for ages too!!
hope this info helps :) |
Your right dave....
You are ugly. |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by dbb
Now if I could just find a female... |
ya, that's the tricky part..
you're usually off guard when you do get one and shoot the load within a minute.. |
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| teegee |
| i like the long division method. not as effective, but far less pen0r abuse. |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by teegee
i like the long division method. not as effective, but far less pen0r abuse. |
explain this method to me my friend |
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| Mebot |
the sqaure root of pen0r sqaured....
times 2 |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
the sqaure root of pen0r sqaured....
times 2 |
Thats confusing tho cos your pen0r is your root. :conf:
:toothless |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Thats confusing tho cos your pen0r is your root. :conf:
:toothless |
ahahahaha. i 'm confused too :( |
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| Boomer187 |
wait, so you didn't shoot your load? how fun is that?
I'll tell ya what you do. Get teh first one outta the way, pause, repeat. and the more times you go the longer it gets. Plus the girl doen't feel ugly cause she can't get you off like she used to. instead shes all like oh my beeeejesus, thats like 14 times in one hour. :wtf: |
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| Falcon-X |
| Well actually. a much more easier way is to get out of her just at the last second before you cum and then force yourself not to, then wait just like 10 seconds and then you can go on for a ing long time. Might take more than one blocking for it to work. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| short (but not TOO short...like 20min or so), multiple sessions are far better than one long session. our bits get tired too hahaha! |
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