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how can a chick 'prove' her love for a guy? (pg. 3)
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
ok dude
seriously, i liked your numbers #1 & #2
cool
chillin
but- your #3 was just drop fukin AMAZING!
i love sandwhiches!!!!!!!!!
if a chica made me a sandwhich, i would eat her out all fukin ....minute :wtf:
anywayz- gimme a sandwhich, and ill give you my heart :)
you hear that girls?!?!?!?
make me a fukin sandwhich!:thepirate |
ill make YOU a sandwich to die for;) |
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| LeopoldStotch |
do i have to be the realistic person here ?? :rolleyes: ..
honey .. in order for you to 'prove your love' to a guy, you go to the kitchen, put on an apron, and cook him a pot roast ..
and if he leaves for the night with the guys to go to the boobie club, give him your money for him to spend on the hoes .. and don't wait up for him also ..
and if he wants his best bowling shirt ironed, then you iron it for him ..
:wtf: :nervous: :nervous: ...
i am kidding .. i am definately not that type of guy .. i believe in the ways of EOE .. well that's for jobs, but the same rules in EOE for marriages .. don't know what that's called .. :conf: :conf: ..
but snorting crack on a woman's vagina is a definate plus in my book ... :wtf: :haha:
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| daydreamer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
You can thank Chris Rock for that. |
i think it was chapelle. |
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| igottaknow |
| I've always had a secret desire to sprinkle coke on my dick and a girl. Jamie have u done this and does it work well? |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by daydreamer
i think it was chapelle. |
Yea yea...
Chris Rock did that 3 types of dick suckers... LMAO |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I've always had a secret desire to sprinkle coke on my dick and a girl. Jamie have u done this and does it work well? |
I want a girl to snort a line off my dick than suck it. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I've always had a secret desire to sprinkle coke on my dick and a girl. Jamie have u done this and does it work well? |
:stongue: :stongue:
oh and +1 with the back scratching...i mean if you want to really make me happy...oh my god, just feed me and then scratch my back and play with my hair...like massage my head.
i'm like a little puppy.:tongue2 |
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| Vlad |
| Im a professional masseuse. :p |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by bubble
how in holy god can you be single?:D | cause he did waht i told u to do to a strange man in the club:nervous: |
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| jonSun |
| You gotta tatoo his name on your ass. |
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| Slylee |
i would like to take this opportunity to hijack the thread for 2 or 3 posts to thank clovis for sending me a song that will be on repeat for the rest of the week!!
CLOVYYY MUAH!
*Kylie Minogue "I Believe in You" Skylark remix |
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