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Crappy Update (pg. 3)
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| Danny Ocean |
whats her porn alias?
oh and by the way i agree with everyone, dont give up, im sure youll get to bone her eventually..shes obviously begging for teh cock. |
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| wwu.punisher |
You have two options... considering that she's into porn, I wouldn't care too much about her feelings if I were you. She's obviously a ho.
a.) Go for it, and when she's off guard while you two are going at it, stick it in her dumper out of the wide blue... hard. That'll teach her to mess with your head.
b.) Two words... Donkey punch. :whip: |
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| NiteMer |
| You guys are all right, and I know it, but I don't care. When I'm rolling, I'm not all that sexual. It's the comedown that I am. But by the time people had left, I had played an ice hockey game, on no sleep, and was exhausted. Plus, my buddy Chad was there interfering. She made a comment, that I think was an open invitation, but he was still there, and I was tired of trying to get her in bed. Sure it would probably be fun to have sex with a porn star, but there's plenty more action out there, and I'd prefer to have a girl really keen on me (at least physically), not a girl that just wants to get railed by anyone, or just wants to tease everyone. I'm not sure if that will make sense, but I can be kind of crabby on comedowns, and I'll only put so much effort in. Eventually I just get sick of it, and I can always take care of myself. :stongue: |
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| dinoXpress |
| u werent lying... this was a crappy update.... |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
u werent lying... this was a crappy update.... |
:haha:
I have no shame to my game. :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
u werent lying... this was a crappy update.... |
go comb your hair, ya n00B!:p |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
go comb your hair, ya n00B!:p |
teh comb gets stuck :( |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
oh well...never send an Erik...to do a Jason's job :stongue: :stongue: :p |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
teh comb gets stuck :( |
shave that shiat!
erik dude...that's ty! ah well i think you played well my boy. cuz now she thinks you dont want her...so she'll try harder. mwuahaha let the games begin!
i can see it now
"hey erik...have i shown you my clit lately?"
"UHHH :wtf: :wtf: "
*clit clit clit* "how bout i fellate you whilst you spin?"
"UHHH :conf: "
*glrulb* |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
shave that shiat!
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nevAr!!!:disbelief |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
My porn star friend decides to take all of her clothes off and sit amongst us. At this point, I definitely think she was teasing, cause she kept slapping her , totally porn style. |
^ I just had to quote that again :p :p |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
^ I just had to quote that again :p :p |
lol yeah that's pretty in outrageous. i thought the craziest thing i'd seen at a party was my 2 of my friend's sisters making out half naked in a hot tub....but god damn. that takes the cake |
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