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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
lol yeah that's pretty in outrageous. i thought the craziest thing i'd seen at a party was my 2 of my friend's sisters making out half naked in a hot tub....but god damn. that takes the cake |
damns straight.
She got Nekked!! :wtf: that is the universal language of wanting to be boned!!
Nitemere, maybe you should learn to say: "Everyone get the out while I bone this babe"!! :p |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
Plus, my buddy Chad was there interfering. She made a comment, that I think was an open invitation, but he was still there... |
Dudde your friends suxor! When a friend is about to get poontang I se it as my duty to facilitate that, and if that means geting teh out then so be it. Just damn selfish if you ask me. |
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| Danny Ocean |
| you shouldve all taken turns boning her..shes a porn star, im sure shes done it before |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
lol yeah that's pretty in outrageous. i thought the craziest thing i'd seen at a party was my 2 of my friend's sisters making out half naked in a hot tub....but god damn. that takes the cake |
One of my friends once violated an inflatable sheep with a bottle of vodka at a party and then danced with it. That's about as fubar as I've actually witnessed. (Now, when it comes to what I myself have done... eh, next topic.) |
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| EpiphanE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
Dude, Shes a pornstar...Not a Nun! |
LOL... LMAO!!!!!
Nice dude |
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| NiteMer |
| I forgot one of the rowdiest things that happened. My funny friend runs a t-shirt company and brought a "no clowns" shirt over. He wanted us to figure out a contest to win it. One friend said we should have the girl help us out and have a semen volume contest, like Jackass, but we all thought that was retarded (plus we were rolling, so that would have taken all day). So the girl says that she'll shove my kitchen utensils, butt end, in her ass, for the shirt. However, I cook with that and have no desire to see any of them in a girl's ass. She also told us about a girl, she knows, in porn, that takes three cocks in her ass, at once. She also told us that the girl had put one of the jumbo pickle jars in her ass. That is just ing disgusting, if you ask me. :eek: |
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| Slylee |
erik, she's a porn star for christ's sake...ur gonna have to put at least a LITTLE effort into this and drop the ego for 2 seconds if u want a piece of her...i'm sure she has dudes lining up to try and get some...she became a porn star because of any (or ALL) of the following reasons:
1. she's an exhibitionist
2. she is missing a father figure in her life and needs sexual (or any) attention from men, even if it's degrading...in other words ISSUES
3. she's a total nymphomaniac (like literally, has the mental illsness and needs to have LOTS of sex with LOTS of different people, and what a better way to treat this disease than to become a porn star)
so yea...my guess is that she probably wouldn't mind ing your entire group of friends...but i'm sure she is used to guy's taking the initiative and macking to her all the time...she probably is trying to feel u out and u aren't making any moves, so she's like, "ok i guess i'll just this guy instead"
so yea, don't be so disappointed...like i said, she does it for a living and u seem turned off because she didn't take an active interest in trying to have sex with you..but she's probably thinking the same about you, like, "well him he hasn't even showed interest or made a move, he must be gay" haha or something like that.. |
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| Slylee |
| Oh yea, and I think getting completely naked and smaking your ass in front of a group of guys, is just a LITTLE hint that you would like to have sex…but I dunno, I could be wrong. |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
erik, she's a porn star for christ's sake...ur gonna have to put at least a LITTLE effort into this and drop the ego for 2 seconds if u want a piece of her...i'm sure she has dudes lining up to try and get some...she became a porn star because of any (or ALL) of the following reasons:
1. she's an exhibitionist
2. she is missing a father figure in her life and needs sexual (or any) attention from men, even if it's degrading...in other words ISSUES
3. she's a total nymphomaniac (like literally, has the mental illsness and needs to have LOTS of sex with LOTS of different people, and what a better way to treat this disease than to become a porn star)
so yea...my guess is that she probably wouldn't mind ing your entire group of friends...but i'm sure she is used to guy's taking the initiative and macking to her all the time...she probably is trying to feel u out and u aren't making any moves, so she's like, "ok i guess i'll just this guy instead"
so yea, don't be so disappointed...like i said, she does it for a living and u seem turned off because she didn't take an active interest in trying to have sex with you..but she's probably thinking the same about you, like, "well him he hasn't even showed interest or made a move, he must be gay" haha or something like that.. |
I hear what you're saying, but you're misreading the situation. I have additional info. For example, I told her that if she ever needed some casual sex, I'd be down. That's about as blunt as I can be. Even my friend, that was there while I went to hockey, said that she had turned him off and he hadn't even thought about doing it. He also agrees that she's just trying to get attention and did it in a way that didn't do anything for us. I'm not really disappointed at all. It's not like I would pursue a relationship, in this case, so it's really no big deal. And I wouldn't say that it's an ego thing that I won't put more effort into it. I just don't really expend a lot of effort trying to mack girls. Either things happen, or they don't, and I find that when you try hard, it's sometimes too much and you seem desperate. I'd put more effort into it, if it were more than sexual gratification driving me. I don't really feel good about those situations sometimes, like I'm torn between wanting to do it and not. I don't know if that makes sense, but it's definitely a complicated inner battle. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Dude, just the mere fact that none of you pussies went for it,
makes me cry!
I wouldnt care whether a friend was there or not.
I would've been like: Yo, I gots to take care of bidness.
And taken that bish into the room, to re-enact a hurricane bangin'
on a patio door!
*smack,smack,smck,smackkkkkkk*
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| Slylee |
fair enough...i just sort of skimmed through your post and thought you were like, "pshh, she's not really giving me any hints so her" and i just wanted to remind u that she's a pornstar and can easily take her pick of men..
no but that' s very respectable of you to not be like drooling over her just because she is a porn star...shows you have at least some standards..i mean what guy wouldn't want to bang a porn star, but i guess if u have the vibe that she's a total idiot and just a big dick tease, then yea i'd just blow her off probably, which will work like a charm i'm sure. lol she'll be puddy in your hands.
i'm probably not on the same page as the rest of the world (or with females in general) when it comes to this...but when an attractive and charming guy goes through great lengths to get my attention and sweep me off my feet, i'm a goner...i'm a total sucker for that stuff and i eat it up rather than get turned off.
so yea, i'm not a big fan of aloof guys who just sort of wait for the girls to come knocking down their door, but i know chicks these days are weird and totally fall for that. i will definitely show an interest and start a convo and stuff, but i really like it when a guy is old fashioned and basically courts me... |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
fair enough...i just sort of skimmed through your post and thought you were like, "pshh, she's not really giving me any hints so her" and i just wanted to remind u that she's a pornstar and can easily take her pick of men..
no but that' s very respectable of you to not be like drooling over her just because she is a porn star...shows you have at least some standards..i mean what guy wouldn't want to bang a porn star, but i guess if u have the vibe that she's a total idiot and just a big dick tease, then yea i'd just blow her off probably, which will work like a charm i'm sure. lol she'll be puddy in your hands.
i'm probably not on the same page as the rest of the world (or with females in general) when it comes to this...but when an attractive and charming guy goes through great lengths to get my attention and sweep me off my feet, i'm a goner...i'm a total sucker for that stuff and i eat it up rather than get turned off.
so yea, i'm not a big fan of aloof guys who just sort of wait for the girls to come knocking down their door, but i know chicks these days are weird and totally fall for that. i will definitely show an interest and start a convo and stuff, but i really like it when a guy is old fashioned and basically courts me... |
She's not a total idiot, and I'll be friends with her, I just don't want to hang all over her, trying to get in her pants. You know? I have some dignity. As far as the courting goes, I understand. If I meet a girl, and talk to her, seeing a connection, I do try to court her. At least I'll call and ask her out, after I've gotten her number at the first meeting. But if a girl seems aloof, then I start to become aloof as well, until they prove that they are interested. |
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