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Your best One Liner Jokes
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| Petrogad |
Hey i need about 1-200 one liners for a project im working on can i get any help :p
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? -- Gifted
yes google offers many but i want some orginal ones from your massive brains :p |
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| D-res |
| Whats a rednecks last words? -- hey ya'll, watch this |
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| Tygon |
Technically a one-liner would be more like this:
My wife and I were happy for twenty years... and then we met.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years... I didn't want to interrupt her.
When I was a kid I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
These are some great Rodney Dangerfield one-liners... he was definetly the king!!! :) |
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| r5a |
lol petrogad. i'll come up one about you later, ;p.
whaddup man. |
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| bigjimslade002 |
what has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leapord
GIVE TRANCE A CHANCE.... |
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| Desty Nova |
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
How come abbreviated is such a long word? |
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| jrbuddha |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tygon
These are some great Rodney Dangerfield one-liners... he was definetly the king!!! :) |
+1 |
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| lilcapfromtedub |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desty Nova
How come abbreviated is such a long word? |
U took mine. Thats a good one. :stongue::stongue::stongue:
Best one ever:
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's disease?
You get to meet new people every day!
Some other good ones:
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... |
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| intheendtocome |
| quote: | Originally posted by lilcapfromtedub
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... |
one liners that = like 3 |
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| lilcapfromtedub |
| quote: | Originally posted by intheendtocome
one liners that = like 3 |
Meh, don't care!!! Its still funny tho Laim!!! |
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| SeeK |
we were so poor, that during christmas time my parents would cut holes in my pockets, just so i would have something to play with.
u know your car is a piece of , when u fill the tank up with fuel and the car doubles in value.
who do noses run, and feet smell?
life is like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, eventually your going to get pissed off! :D |
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| bigjimslade002 |
i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
GIVE TRANCE A CHANCE.... |
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