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I managed to punch myself in the junk. And it hurt. (pg. 2)
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| apostrophe |
this isn't myself punching myself in the junk, but i shoulda seen it comin...
my girlfriend in like...10th grade, complete bitch. :toothless anyway, she leads me out of the classroom one day during a free period. Sometimes we used to go do da stuff upstairs..so i'm thinking..alright, cool. little poontang for me.
Note: She's been pissed at me for some reason for the past couple days...really unhappy with me.
she takes me out to the lockers, bends own in front of me, reaches for the member, all seductive like looking up at me. I'm thinking hey, never to early to get started, right? i look away, and as soon as i do, she cranks one from eye level straight at my balls. Direct hit!! I double over astonished, completely not what I was expecting, and I look up as she walks off back to the class room. Yeah...we didn't last too long.
I still don't trust women getting down on their knees in front of me. ;)
:wtf: bitch |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
speaking of punching yourself in the nuts......
One night i was extremely high with one of my pals. We just came back from smoking in the university's theatre.
so it's midnight, we're walking back to our dorms. We go up this trail that cuts through the woods and we see some one.
So my friend starts to get paranoid. "omg, some one is coming. Im so high!!!!"
and im like "chill man, just act normal"
so i decided to act completely abnormal once i said that.
I started doing this weird windmill walk, flailing my arms in circles whilst sayin "actin normal.....oh yeah...actin normal"
and as the dude is approaching us, one of my windmill motions got a little too close to my balls, in fact, i decked myself right in the sack.
so i fall to the floor in pain and scream
"NOT NORMAL!!!!!"
while my friend starts to jog quickly away from me sayin "normal normal normal" and im lying on the floor screaming for help.
meanwhile, this dude is completely freakin out, and jets.
good times in college :haha: |
Nice going Javi. . .ROTFLMAO |
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| pyro |
aaahhh.. being young is so fun.
btw excellent stories guys. lol |
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| Zenchowdah |
HAHAHA
"he bite me on my vagina! " |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
He bite da penis. . .I no want him to bite teh penis!!!!! |
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| Mr. Pink |
| hilarious video@ |
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| apostrophe |
:nervous:
:eyespop:
Stupid lil' mutt. Throw him off a bridge. |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by apostrophe
Stupid lil' mutt. Throw him off a bridge. |
"THat's how I roll" |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I started doing this weird windmill walk, flailing my arms in circles whilst sayin "actin normal.....oh yeah...actin normal"
while my friend starts to jog quickly away from me sayin "normal normal normal" and im lying on the floor screaming for help. |
lmao!
and an extra lmao at the vid..."he bite my vagina..but his teeth is small so it only pinch" dumb bitch lol |
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| tribu |
Ive never hit myself in the nuts, but ive zipped myself up if you know what I mean.
easily the worst (physical) feeling of my life... |
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