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I managed to punch myself in the junk. And it hurt. (pg. 8)
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| Aiwendil |
| So anyway, back to my testicles. My testicles. Mercy me, what can't my testicles do? I can tie them into all sorts of knots. I can make nut bunny rabbits and ball sack hats at birthday parties if I twist them the right way. The kids love 'em! They taste really sweet as well! The ladies like 'em a lot! But maaaan does it hurt when they are impacted with a blunt force! Bring a grown man to his knees it will! |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
it can be a painful experience. . .although my grrl said teh boobie can be prety painful too |
Yeah, but not like that. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
After reading this sausage-fest of a thread, Im glad Im not a boy. :D |
yeah, but you menstruate :p
neener-neener-neener! |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
speaking of punching yourself in the nuts......
One night i was extremely high with one of my pals. We just came back from smoking in the university's theatre.
so it's midnight, we're walking back to our dorms. We go up this trail that cuts through the woods and we see some one.
So my friend starts to get paranoid. "omg, some one is coming. Im so high!!!!"
and im like "chill man, just act normal"
so i decided to act completely abnormal once i said that.
I started doing this weird windmill walk, flailing my arms in circles whilst sayin "actin normal.....oh yeah...actin normal"
and as the dude is approaching us, one of my windmill motions got a little too close to my balls, in fact, i decked myself right in the sack.
so i fall to the floor in pain and scream
"NOT NORMAL!!!!!"
while my friend starts to jog quickly away from me sayin "normal normal normal" and im lying on the floor screaming for help.
meanwhile, this dude is completely freakin out, and jets.
good times in college :haha: |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
that was hillarious javi! |
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| idoru |
My little brother kneeded me extremely hard in the nuts once. The pain wouldn't decrease after five minutes, so I used an ice pack. It actually helped. :wtf:
I hate it when you can feel it in your gut even after your nuts stop hurting. |
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| DJ Cinos |
Worst pain that has to do with the nuts was when I was a kid...
I was running on a grassy, wet field. There's a tree on the field. I trip over, fall on back and glide into the tree in full speed, with my legs spread trying to stop the glide. Oooooouucccch.
Basically like this sucky ASCII:
0-<-< o
With the tree being the last "o".
It hurt like three days afterwards. It's a wonder my balls didn't break - literally. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Mercy me, what can't my testicles do? I can tie them into all sorts of knots. I can make nut bunny rabbits and ball sack hats at birthday parties if I twist them the right way. The kids love 'em! |
the redefinition of "the t-bag." |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
the redefinition of "the t-bag." |
ROTFFLMAO |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
I sat on my own nuts once when I forgot to wear my codpiece. They hang extremely low when unconstrained, you see. |
I did that a few years ago back at comprehensive school, it brought a tear to my eyes,so my class mates started laughing saying "ahaha will's crying",then when they asked why and I told them I had sat on my nutsack(i pinched my nobler at the same time a lil),they all laughed and took the michael.
I then said,can't you guys? and when they said no,I laughed :) |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
speaking of punching yourself in the nuts......
One night i was extremely high with one of my pals. We just came back from smoking in the university's theatre.
so it's midnight, we're walking back to our dorms. We go up this trail that cuts through the woods and we see some one.
So my friend starts to get paranoid. "omg, some one is coming. Im so high!!!!"
and im like "chill man, just act normal"
so i decided to act completely abnormal once i said that.
I started doing this weird windmill walk, flailing my arms in circles whilst sayin "actin normal.....oh yeah...actin normal"
and as the dude is approaching us, one of my windmill motions got a little too close to my balls, in fact, i decked myself right in the sack.
so i fall to the floor in pain and scream
"NOT NORMAL!!!!!"
while my friend starts to jog quickly away from me sayin "normal normal normal" and im lying on the floor screaming for help.
meanwhile, this dude is completely freakin out, and jets.
good times in college :haha: |
You sir, are the win! :D :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
You sir, are the win! :D :stongue: :stongue: |
lmao
yeah man, that guy that ran off from us....... he never spoke to me and always stood clear of me lol
oh vell!
i can imagine it was very strange
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lmao
yeah man, that guy that ran off from us....... he never spoke to me and always stood clear of me lol
oh vell!
i can imagine it was very strange
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on the contrary, it was quite normal :D |
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