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Rock, Paper, Scissors
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| DOOMBOT |
| I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in 2 seconds. When I play rock / paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, , I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you, ." |
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| Highmay |
| sounds like mitch hedberg... |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DOOMBOT
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in 2 seconds. When I play rock / paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, , I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you, ." |
sounds like a jack handey quote lol |
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| trancEyes22 |
hmm interesting...never thought of it like that
i guess the paper is supposed to be like a choking device to the rock...but wouldn't the rock be strong enough to get out of papers grip?
i personally always choose rock too because you can tell if the other people are going to make a movement....but with rock you don't have to move your hand and can change it at the last minute if need be. trixxy!
wow i can't believe i just gave that much thought to rock, paper, scissors game.. |
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| LuNaSeA |
| BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! that was the funniest I read all week!!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| trancaholic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DOOMBOT
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in 2 seconds. When I play rock / paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, , I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you, ." |
I bet you like chess then?;) |
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| DOOMBOT |
| Used to play a lot. Been a while but I never turn down an offer to play. ;) |
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| digital_bt |
| quote: | Originally posted by DOOMBOT
Used to play a lot. Been a while but I never turn down an offer to play. ;) |
We should have a rock/paper/scissors contest at the loft this Saturday. LOL |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by digital_bt
We should have a rock/paper/scissors contest at the loft this Saturday. LOL |
i'm in!! :thepirate ...somebody's gonna get punched in the face...! :wtf: |
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| DOOMBOT |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
i'm in!! :thepirate ...somebody's gonna get punched in the face...! :wtf: |
that. I'm not goin. |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by DOOMBOT
that. I'm not goin. |
wha, you afraid of a lil ole one-two one-two? 
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| DOOMBOT |
By the way, who is all going to the loft? I am honestly still debating...
Roll Call thread perhaps? |
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