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how will the person above you die? (pg. 18)
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| Ian |
| choking on nathans cock |
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| Lilith |
| Fistfull of chilli |
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| Ian |
Massive accident where sportscar is crushed by plastic pig
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| Lilith |
| Used as a piñata by Manchester United fans. |
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| Ian |
| used as a man united fan by angry croatian ta guy who decides he supports anyone but united. |
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| Sushipunk |
| ^ Death by living in the midlands of the UK. One of the most harsh deaths out there :( |
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| Ian |
Oh, I want out :( I need somewhere where the minimum temperature doesn't go below 12c for my poor warm blooded body :(
If Steve Irwin died by something he loved, stu is going to suffer death by massive bird diahrroea brought on by them feeding on PKCs rotting corpse after he is killed by Lilith in a ritualistic schematic killing, egged on by Fledz. And Trance Nutter does nothing to help, because he's busy fighting with egos over the merits of domesticateds ginger mullet. |
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| EgosXII |
| ^got so involved writing an incredibly intricate and hilarious death for stu, he forgot to eat or drink and died of malnourishment and dehydration |
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| Ian |
touché sir.
Hit on the head by a full toss delivery from xavier doherty. Ironic because he wasn't batting, but fielding at Point. |
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| eROs.au |
| Heart attack after Australia somehow wins the ashes. |
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| Ian |
| realises that england winning the ashes wasn't a dream and that he's already passed to the other side. Something Lucas of Liverpool does week in, week out. |
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| djhaziel |
| ^^^ massive anal gang rape by Levante f.c. fans |
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