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how will the person above you die? (pg. 3)
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| Steve Stephano |
| quote: | Originally posted by M@t
sat on top of a bamboo shoot which proceeds to grow up his ass and through his body over the forthcoming days and weeks |
Worse, a Giant Panda also wanted that particular bamboo shoot to stick up it's own rectum and they had mad double ended bamboo sex until it pierced a major artery in both ^Ian and the Panda. |
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| M@t |
| quote: | Originally posted by Steve Stephano
Worse, a Giant Panda also wanted that particular bamboo shoot to stick up it's own rectum and they had mad double ended bamboo sex until it pierced a major artery in both ^Ian and the Panda. |
so i survive then :D |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by M@t
so i survive then :D |
heart attack during sex. |
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| M@t |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
heart attack during sex. |
with you
you, seeing me die, romeo and juliet style take your own life with a massive coke OD |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
heart attack during sex. |
Easy..... bleeds to death after being maimed in a farming accident. |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Easy..... bleeds to death after being maimed in a farming accident. |
Using a shirt and five colors of ink. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by M@t
with you
you, seeing me die, romeo and juliet style take your own life with a massive coke OD |
how romantic;)
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Easy..... bleeds to death after being maimed in a farming accident. |
beaten to death by wife after she discovers his double life.
ooh that rhymed! :toothless |
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| Ian^ |
| massive orgasm which implodes vagina and blows every vein & artery in the body, covering her in a ton of blood guts & semen, however she'll have a grin on her face |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
massive orgasm which implodes vagina and blows every vein & artery in the body, covering her in a ton of blood guts & semen, however she'll have a grin on her face |
found with my dead body by police and sentenced to life in prison where you are anal raped and tortured on a daily basis, until one day you hang yourself by your semen stained bed sheets in your cell. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
found with my dead body by police and sentenced to life in prison where you are anal raped and tortured on a daily basis, until one day you hang yourself by your semen stained bed sheets in your cell. |
so did you just say that ian will give you such an earth-shocking orgasm that you will die from it?
attaboy ian...all that crap they say about british men MUST be wrong :stongue: :p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
so did you just say that ian will give you such an earth-shocking orgasm that you will die from it?
attaboy ian...all that crap they say about british men MUST be wrong :stongue: :p |
no i didn't just say that...go back and read. :p |
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