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Funny txt msg on cell (pg. 3)
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| Zombie0729 |
"anthony i got off work early, lets play some beer pong"
"b33r p0ng is on~"
"are you already playing?"
"cink'em+drink'em"
"can you not pass out in 30minutes?"
"31 it is" |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zombie0729
"anthony i got off work early, lets play some beer pong"
"b33r p0ng is on~"
"are you already playing?"
"cink'em+drink'em"
"can you not pass out in 30minutes?"
"31 it is" |
LMAO :D |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rob
"I LOST THIS PHONE, CAN YOU PLEASE RETURN IT"
me: "no"
"GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK U ING "
That was 4 years ago when I found my first phone:nervous: |
hahahahaha oh my god that's hilarious. |
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| igottaknow |
"meet me @ the airport my son is dropping me off"
:disbelief |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
"meet me @ the airport my son is dropping me off"
:disbelief |
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too funny :p |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
w hre r u? im rolin bass
During Sasha's last fundacion night in LA... |
was that me?
friend: teyh saw me in the VIP with no wristband so they kicked me out
me: stfu noob
friend: :(
me: so drunk! |
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| XoxidE |
"HEY BOY, BETTA BRING MY CAR BACK"
must of been a black woman...
got like 50 more of those and I ran out of money on my account before I could reply...
(i dont drive yet):wtf: |
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| eye_03 |
randomly from one of my friends:
"we have pans now"
randomly as a joke
"i want to sex yuo up" |
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| Fundamental |
| "So the shop window said 'Watch batteries and straps supplied and fitted'. Yeah right, like I haven't got better things to do with my time than watch that." |
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| Tim Shady |
A slight misunderstanding in a club
Mate: m8 im fcked, whr r u?
Me: rm1 by the bar
Mate: im by rm1 bar, cnt c u!?
Me: im rite hr u blnd or summit? cnt c u tho
Mate: im std by the bar, whr r u
Me: rite by the fan
Mate: im nxt to the fan, u tking the piss?
Me: im rite hr u nob!
Mate: WHERE THE R U, STOP ING TAKING THE PISS!!!
Five minutes later:
Mate: ah , im in rm2 |
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| LinX |
"Ted! just smoked a fatty"
"U awakwe"
"girlz r in annyoyin"
"r u rwally callin or jiggling my balls?"
"r u alive"
"ill call u tommorow. if i aint dead or in jail"
"negatore"
"i got beer money!"
lol i have like 120 in my inbox i should start deleting some lol |
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| DJ RJT |
Lucid sent me a great one that I accidentally deleted this last Saturday...
Something along the lines of "OMGWTF I am on the bathroom floor!"
And the one I just got from her while typing this:
"OMG I hate hippies! But not you ;)"
:D |
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