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Funny txt msg on cell (pg. 4)
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| Vivid Boy |
"i miss you how come u never call anymore?"
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dumb bitches |
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| LuNaSeA |
me (talking about one of the two hermit crabs i have): dude, i think rocky's tryin 2 commit suicide.. keeps jumpin off the coconut hut.
friend: there's a hotline for that.
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| Carriegsxr6 |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
me (talking about one of the two hermit crabs i have): dude, i think rocky's tryin 2 commit suicide.. keeps jumpin off the coconut hut.
friend: there's a hotline for that.
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by Carriegsxr6
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ah, no worries, rocky's quite alright.. soon as i put him back in touch with his best buddy hermie, he was back to his old self :D |
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| eckmek |
hangover day
me: ahhhhhhhhhh...my head!
friend: ahhhhhhh!
me: lo bob.
friend: lo.
me: you like kebab?
friend: yes.
i guess you have to know weebl and bob to think this is funny:p |
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| eulerfx |
me to my gf:
"that the future resembles the present, is no less logical of a consequence, than that the present resembles the past"
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| dj_mdma |
one time a couple of years back
Chris: "Fiona says' i don't have a hairy ass!"
Me: Ok wtf! |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by shades_of_gray
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i had a text from a mate ages ago saying "i fancy the out of u"
i replied "are you on drugs??"
he had only sent it to the wrong number (me)
i was like :wtf: :eek: :nervous: |
haha my cousin sent to me TWICE messages that were supposed to be to his girlfriend. like "ok, i'll see you later cutie, kisses"
best one i've got was from a random number i didn't have in my contact list. went something like this "no, i'd never do that, i'd rather die than masturbate in front of you, you ing pervert" :stongue: :stongue: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Lucid sent me a great one that I accidentally deleted this last Saturday...
Something along the lines of "OMGWTF I am on the bathroom floor!"
And the one I just got from her while typing this:
"OMG I hate hippies! But not you ;)"
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i should just turn my phone off when i drink. i send so many drunk texts and then i feel like such a douchebag the next day when i read all the in my outbox, hahah.
for example...
"O man i shouldmt drink on thvrsbay nites!!?" then a minute later - "I mean wednesay"
and i really do hate hippies :mad: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i should just turn my phone off when i drink. i send so many drunk texts and then i feel like such a douchebag the next day when i read all the in my outbox, hahah.
for example...
"O man i shouldmt drink on thvrsbay nites!!?" then a minute later - "I mean wednesay"
and i really do hate hippies :mad: |
No worries Myra - Neither of them are as bad as my all time favorite text I've ever sent, which was in response to a certain comment about an orgy:
"OMGWTFSTONZOREDTRISCUITS!!!!!"
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| UWM |
| I've sent ed up txts to some TAs lately, I need to stop :p |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
No worries Myra - Neither of them are as bad as my all time favorite text I've ever sent, which was in response to a certain comment about an orgy:
"OMGWTFSTONZOREDTRISCUITS!!!!!"
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hahaha yes that is my favorite one by far.
i just changed the settings on my phone to save 60 msgs instead of 20. :wtf: |
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