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chaos theory - guys only (pg. 3)
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| MarathonMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
what about like...when it's so messed up that 2 separate streams form...and they point in totally different directions... |
Whatever you do, dont allow the streams to cross each other! You remember the warnings in Ghostbusters right????? :wtf: |
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| jupiterone |
| the twin streams. look like a ign snake tongue :wtf: |
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| Mr. Pink |
See, I've always known about the dangers of the Two Streamers.....
but, and I did not think this was possible...
One day I'm totally chillin, whip it out, and start pissing.....BAM! 2 streams! :eek:
Both of which are completely missing the bowl. Im freakin out.
One stream shooting to the left slowly making a piss puddle, the other shooting to the right hitting the toilet seat.....
...and then it happened
....a THIRD stream, as small and retarded as it was....spraying all over my pants.:(
needless to say, i left the bathroom in shame |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
needless to say, i left the bathroom in shame |
we shall overcome. |
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| stren |
yeah its crazy sometimes, you have to have some extra space not to piss on anything
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
the twin streams. look like a ign snake tongue :wtf: |
LMFAO :haha: |
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| Floorfiller |
| so can chicks like...not pee at funny angles? what if they have wierd snatches? :wtf: :conf: |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
so can chicks like...not pee at funny angles? what if they have wierd snatches? :wtf: :conf: |
they explode.
ya i dunno how the chicas work.. im sure there has been times when they get quadruple stream :eek: |
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| Mr. Pink |
ive heard chicks pee before
it's like a hissing sound.
TSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
freaks me defuk out!:nervous: |
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| Phil raa |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarathonMan
Whatever you do, dont allow the streams to cross each other! You remember the warnings in Ghostbusters right????? :wtf: |
:haha: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| thats why u step over the bowl, and point straight down. both legs must be firmly anchored at the sides and u must keep your eye on the stream, using complete concentration and aiming for the hole at the bottom. |
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| Vivid Boy |
the real question is. when pissing at girls house. and girl is in other room. do u coward and aim for the back bowl part? or are you a man with no shame and just hit the water dead on making the loud sound?
i coward and aim for back bowl |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i coward and aim for back bowl |
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