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chaos theory - guys only (pg. 5)
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Phil raa
if you squirt a couple of times, clean yourself up and throw the tissues into the bowl, thus allowing you to whizz in the bowl itself, and the tissues will deaden the splash. |
this is true i have used this method once or twice. effective ;) |
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| Vivid Boy |
| sometimes just pissin in the sink can be trhe best method |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
huh? u play swords at girls house |
No. I meant if u were pissing at a bathroom stall and a guy was pissing next to you. I pissed on this dude by accident lol |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG
No. I meant if u were pissing at a bathroom stall and a guy was pissing next to you. I pissed on this dude by accident lol |
aww dude that sucks. i once had a guy try to turn me around while i was pissing. ended up in a bit of a tussle |
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| nchs09 |
| i like whistling in clubs while i take a piss........... :( |
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| DjSimonB |
| Worst for me is when there's another stream... but you don't even see it till you're nearly finished and you notice piss on your shoes :( |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Phil raa
if you squirt a couple of times, clean yourself up and throw the tissues into the bowl, thus allowing you to whizz in the bowl itself, and the tissues will deaden the splash. |
I always find that loo-roll-dampenage is effective when taking a dump, coz my turds are always heavy little bastards, and they make that proper loud 'kerplunck' sound, which everyone who happens to be outside in the garden can hear clear as day.
Shove a bit of loo roll down there though, and you're sorted. Though don't put too much down, or you'll block the toilet. Then everyone gets to not only hear your almighty turd, but see it as well. :( |
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| MarathonMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
I always find that loo-roll-dampenage is effective when taking a dump, coz my turds are always heavy little bastards, and they make that proper loud 'kerplunck' sound, which everyone who happens to be outside in the garden can hear clear as day.
Shove a bit of loo roll down there though, and you're sorted. Though don't put too much down, or you'll block the toilet. Then everyone gets to not only hear your almighty turd, but see it as well. :( |
I use this strategy when taking a dump at work. |
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| Cloudburst |
As a kid you sometimes experienced this problem because you didn't pull back the foreskin. Noob mistake of course.
I've never experienced the 2 stream phenonema though...
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
and who here gets stage freight pissing beside ppl at urionals?
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ye, this happens sometimes. Unless I'm drunk. |
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| KrazyDJs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Phil raa
if you squirt a couple of times, clean yourself up and throw the tissues into the bowl, thus allowing you to whizz in the bowl itself, and the tissues will deaden the splash. |
On the cold, winter nights, you can do it too if you have nu. 2.
It keeps the slapsh to a minimum, and you don't get your cheecks wet :wtf:
about the pissing, goddamn I hate to wake up in the morning with an erection, it can take forever 'till you start peeing, and if you get a 2 streamer it's uncontrollable... |
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| Shizane2002 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Phil raa
k...when you go for a whizz....sometimes it comes out at a really odd angle?
is there any way to tell in advance when you will have to make adjustments, to avoid bowl missage?
could chaos theory be applied to this problem? |
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| Inertia |
| mission stealthdump is quite de predicament at times. SPECIALLY when at a girls house. why? stealth takes time. time = taking a dump. you do not want this. but then again, haste = deadly gas emissions with sound companionship. tis quite the conundrum. worst is when the mission must be executed whilst drunk; it's suicide. |
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