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ever been cockblocked by urself?
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| KilldaDJ |
i have...
not so long ago, i got invited to this party...lots of girls and alcohol with a few of my pals, we all decide to go and just get drunk
however my pals ended up pulling and after a few more drinks and smokes, i was well away! :D i met some girl called alice, she was quite nice, slutty and a bit nieve, but it was all good for me!
we started talking and drinking and smoking up, eventually i ended up in bed with her and by this point i was totally wrecked, drinks were in the double figures and spliffage was coming a near also. we start getting each other going, talking dirty, the flirting and touching, then it hit me! like a ton of bricks falling off a house, i was getting very happy with this girl (who quite obviously just wanted a good ol shaggin!) i was well up for that! free sex, no ties, no relationshipness or any of that crap (just how it should be really)
and just before i got a chance to do anything, i passed out.
she just went to sleep after that i guess, my brain was fried that evening, such a ing shame!
i just cant believe that i blocked myself because i was too drunk/stoned to do anything!
in the morning i just thought, ! i should of ed that girl rotten! >.<
it makes me sad when that happens!
anyone else have similar experience? |
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| torontotrance |
| errrr to answer your question...NO |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | | and just before i got a chance to do anything, i passed out. |
AH i share your pain, it hapend to me a few times to;)
But thats sort of OK, its much more emberassing if your so drunk that your dick cant get hard :eek: |
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| Googooly |
can you explain more about cockblock, like what it is and how it happens?
and No im sure it has never happend to me. thank god! |
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| apostrophe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
AH i share your pain, it hapend to me a few times to;)
But thats sort of OK, its much more emberassing if your so drunk that your dick cant get hard :eek: |
+1
That's humiliation right there... |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
anyone else have similar experience? |
When the caboose comes, it comes and lights out.... Some of the best parties I've ever been to I can't remember. At least you remembered something good from your party!
:D
[[[smoke]]]
KD Lang - Constant Craving |
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| Mr. Pink |
It's happened to me a few times, brotha. Dont worry. happens to everyone who does a LOT of drugs every now and then :)
one time i was too drunk to fuk
another time i was too high on the white to .....had to wait 30minutes to even get it up.
and X........forgettaboutit.......about 2 or 3 times ive been totally in the place to a chica, but couldn't. I was too into the mood of going co-ray-zee i didnt even pay attention to the possibility of macking.
it happens, it's all good.
get over it and just make sure it doesn't happen again (although it probably will if you're a serious partier :haha: ) |
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| trancechaos |
| a sad sad sad truth, but i have done that to myself a couple times, damn being too wasted, i feel like running into a brick the next day. |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
errrr to answer your question...NO |
a girl wouldnt let you that near i guess.
on another note, i see the alliance is in full swing again :stongue: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
on another note, i see the alliance is in full swing again :stongue: |
The alliance never dies, it just goes into hiding and comes out when necessary :haha: |
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| AlphaStarred |
I think i had the biggest self-cockblock of all time. See, me and my uncle and two females were lounging in my flat, when at one point it came to pass that we started freakin it with the girls. I let my uncle have my room and I had to make use of my dad's room. Unfortunately his g/f was home, chilling in the living room. I told her i need to use her room for a bit, whereupon she gave me the most ghastly facial expression.
Sure enough, as I was occupying the said room with one of the females, I entertained that ghastly expression and moreover, her 14-year old son was running about the hallway. Naturally, when we were ready to bone, I coudn't get it up for my life :/
Another time I self-cockblocked was when this one 21-year old was too tight and my dick would go limp by degrees :whip:
Btw, i'm thoroughly blitzed. |
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| Spike |
yooooooooouuuu fukin idiot....lols
liver n learn.. thats xactly what imma try to avoid this weekend |
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