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| madhattared |
hahahahhahahah it looks just like him |
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| verndogs |
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| madhattared |
| how about now? i changed the server it was on. |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by madhattared
how about now? i changed the server it was on. |
i see it
:haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Vlad |
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
(Stewie covering up the dead body of Mr. Lockhart by hiding in his blood-covered suit as a police officer drives up)
Officer: "Everything alright here?"
Stewie: "Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?"
Officer: "What happened to your shirt?"
Stewie: "Oh you know, just a pizza party at the office."
Officer: "Oh yeah, where do you work?"
Stewie: "First Fidelity Insurance over on Wayne Bossert Street."
Officer: "Oh my cousin Arnie works over there."
Stewie: "Oh Arnie's your cousin is he?"
Officer: "You know him?"
Stewie: "Oh somewhat, good middle management type. Jjust sort of blends in with the furniture, though, never really wowed anyone at the office."
Officer: "Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy."
Stewie: "Yes yes, you too. Oh and if you see Arnie, tell him 'boogity boogity boo.' He'll know what it means." |
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| Vlad |
And of course...
[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Bridget: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Bridget: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
(Quagmire to girl)
Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.
Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Quagmire: Just checkin'.
Quagmire: Hey there spud in the mud.
Stewie: Oh god do you bathe in Aqua Velva? |
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| GUBostonDubs |
Quagmire: DEAR DIARY....
JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!! |
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| DiMethGuy |
hahahahahha that pic is awesome. Greatest cartoon ever. I loved that new episode when he has The Petercopter, and The HindenPeter...lol and Joe's like "Oh my god, how do you afford this?"
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| yankeeBaby |
Lois: "Chris, that is such an awful word.....NIPPLE"
Stewie (to death): Email me at louis must die (all one word) at yahoo.com
Social worker: Glen, honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I got a question for you. What are you still here?
Joe: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!
:haha: :haha: Love that show!!! |
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| glittergirl |
one of my favorite episodes is "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
that one was classic! |
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| DJDREO |
some guy: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate
Peter: What the hell does rant mean? lol |
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| BiG MiKE |
| New Family Guy episode tonight is f'in funny :D "Haha..Childhood Obesity." xD |
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