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Getting invited to the wedding of a girl you used to bone. (pg. 2)
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| Floorfiller |
| i'd get them something really cheap on the gift registery like a letter opener and then give a toast to yourself for having "broke her in" for the groom hahaha :p |
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| metalgearsolid |
| You should go with a date. A really really hot girl Jonson I am sure you can do that. She will be very surprised that you came with a date and that will show her true emotions for you. If she doesn't care than there isn't anything wierd about it and you shouldn't be making a big deal about it. |
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| mellow_head |
| Can I be a wedding crasher? |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'd get them something really cheap on the gift registery like a letter opener and then give a toast to yourself for having "broke her in" for the groom hahaha :p |
LMAO Jason, thats awesome. :p |
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| igottaknow |
I say go but I have a self interest in you reporting back all the drama that might insue by your appearance. Do a slow dance with her when she's drunk, whisper in her ear and tickle her. Make sure the groom sees her giggling. It will give him something to think about. Whats the point in going if your not going to pull his chain?
ps
pics or stfu |
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| Orbax |
| I wouldnt go, let her just start her new life without all the tatters trailing behind her... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Id go.
You should try to be alone with her before the wedding; while she is wearing the wedding dress. Tell her that she still gives you a boner & then try to bone her. If she says "no" then tell her that she 'passed' your test & that she'll make a great faithfull wife. If she says "yes"; well, then do her in the pooper while she still has her wedding dress on. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Id go.
You should try to be alone with her before the wedding; while she is wearing the wedding dress. Tell her that she still gives you a boner & then try to bone her. If she says "no" then tell her that she 'passed' your test & that she'll make a great faithfull wife. If she says "yes"; well, then do her in the pooper while she still has her wedding dress on. |
+1
I'm such a noob, I would have settled for a pre-wedding blowjob :o |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Id go.
You should try to be alone with her before the wedding; while she is wearing the wedding dress. Tell her that she still gives you a boner & then try to bone her. If she says "no" then tell her that she 'passed' your test & that she'll make a great faithfull wife. If she says "yes"; well, then do her in the pooper while she still has her wedding dress on. |
LOL im buzzed & am entertaining this. The thing is that shes my friends sis. Her & I have even been cool after I spilled it to her that I had a gf during our fling & told her our fling had to stop.
Well she threatened me & said she'd tell my gf & I said i'd just tell every1 that she had really bad camel toe. :p But when it came down to it i couldnt because her bro is my buddy.
Its just weird since her new hubby knows about the situation & is cool about it. Deep down im just assuming thats he's totally pissed & is being cool with me for her bro's sake. I also know i'd be alot different then him if it were my fiance. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
pics or stfu |
She has alot of friends & my have some TA friends, im not sure though, but I aint taken any chances that the groom finds out. :p |
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| wwu.punisher |
Dude... When they're taking theirs vows, you totally need to go up to the altar, bend her over, lift up her dress, and stick it to her. But be all non-chalant about it and invite the minister to continue with the ceremony.
That. Would. Rule.
Edit: Either that, or give a drunken speech at the reception about how bad of a lay she is. :D |
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| Orbax |
Ha, youll be payin alimony for the next 30 years if you try that, shell blame the kid on you, lol!
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