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Getting invited to the wedding of a girl you used to bone. (pg. 3)
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| aquila |
Don't go, but send a telegram to the reception MC:
"haha, I ed her first" |
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| nOXoNn |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
Don't go, but send a telegram to the reception MC:
"haha, I ed her first" |
HahaHa... :stongue: :wtf: :eek: |
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
i think the decision to go boils down to one crucial question:
open or cash bar? :p
best of luck and if you end up going, try to hooking up with some random girl. |
i didnt believe there were people who had cash bars at their weddings..its sooo ing stupid...not to mention cheap. If you dont have enough money to have an open bar at your wedding, please don't get married. |
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| Mr. Pink |
go
its free food and free drinks.
look sharp, tho and you might score some digits off a hot brides maid ;)
just say congrats to the bride/groom, and be on your druken merry way :cool: |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Edit: Either that, or give a drunken speech at the reception about how bad of a lay she is. :D |
Actually she was a bad lay. Terrible head too. And the worst moose knuckes ive ever seen :nervous: |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
So today I get an invitation to a girl I used to bang. Well only for a couple weeks like 5 years ago. Since then ive partied with her & her fiance & its all cool. She even has been drunk & very flirty with me in front of him & he's been cool with it. I guess he knows too about are past according to her. But i just feel weird about going since im gonna congrats them & think the groom wants to knock my block off. Kinda like in the movie Just Married. So what would you do?
BTW the reason im invited is that the bride is one of my best friends sisters. |
should've been "our":o |
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| Boomer187 |
i quickly scrolled throught the replies and noticed a few things....
1. someone said dude.
2. THERE ARE NO PICS.
wtf |
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| klingklang77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
just show up for like 2 hours, wish them well and then leave because "you have someplace to be" |
dont do that, weddings are expensive per person, just stay the whole time. |
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| Aquarian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'd get them something really cheap on the gift registery like a letter opener and then give a toast to yourself for having "broke her in" for the groom hahaha :p |
You just made my day, thank you. |
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| igottaknow |
| Get really drunk at the reception and reminise about the "good ole days" ;) I bet she's learned a thing or two since you last dated her and is a better lay. Of course there's only one way to find out if its true... |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Get really drunk at the reception and reminise about the "good ole days" ;) I bet she's learned a thing or two since you last dated her and is a better lay. Of course there's only one way to find out if its true... |
haha, I hope so for her hubbys sake :p |
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| Joycey |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
So today I get an invitation to a girl I used to bang. Well only for a couple weeks like 5 years ago. Since then ive partied with her & her fiance & its all cool. She even has been drunk & very flirty with me in front of him & he's been cool with it. I guess he knows too about are past according to her. But i just feel weird about going since im gonna congrats them & think the groom wants to knock my block off. Kinda like in the movie Just Married. So what would you do?
BTW the reason im invited is that the bride is one of my best friends sisters. |
When the priest asks if anyone has an objection shout out "I used to ride your wife" and run |
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