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Odd quick sexual story
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| DJ Balti |
Right, so this ones been heard passed on through a couple of people and it's true so I though i'd randomly share it on here...
So this girl with some of her mates on the coast hooked herself up with a guy for the night. Both of them entered the glamourous sexual haven of a caravan toilet to obviously get a bit of fun going. But this girl after a little bit of whatever they were doing and then ready for the ride started bleeding in her naughty parts (something to do with her virginity apparently) and over him.
Obviously he was bit disgusted by this so in her desperate attempt to keep him in the oh so horny caravan toilet she said that she'd do anything to keep him there. So she asked what he wanted to happen in there and he suggested...Can I piss on your face?...She accepted this!!!
So he did his deed and subsequently pissed over her face and in her mouth and everything...then ran off. Obviously either revenge for being bled on or a complete pisstake at her expense. :wtf: |
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| DjLiMZ. |
| Rofl quality i would have stuck it on the pooper then pissed on her face and maybe given her a quick sanchez making her sniff her own bodily waste. |
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| Grrrrr |
| Reminds me of a video a mate once emailed me :nervous: |
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| jonSun |
| If I was with a girl & she really wanted me to piss on her, i'd just kick her in the teeth instead. |
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| Aiwendil |
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What's wrong with golden showers? |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| here's my sexual story. i have none, im a virgin. |
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| Akridrot |
I would've just kept ing. Then I'd say "come to my house later", since she's such a slut.
I'd proceed to choking her as soon as she entered my room, and then violently knock her out as quick as possible. While she's knocked out, I'd break her limbs so that they'd be useless when she comes to her senses.
After resting, I'd come back to find her writhing in pain and faintly gasping for help. With a grin on my face, and a blunt object in my hands, I would unleash the ing fury on her stomach. And then I'd penetrate her in celebration of pain while she lay there trembling on the carpet.
And that would be a most glorious day... |
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| DJ Balti |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
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What's wrong with golden showers? |
Well it wouldn't suprise me if some people were thick enough not to know what a golden shower is. And anyway 'sexual' intrigues the mind more methinkys. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
I would've just kept ing. Then I'd say "come to my house later", since she's such a slut.
I'd proceed to choking her as soon as she entered my room, and then violently knock her out as quick as possible. While she's knocked out, I'd break her limbs so that they'd be useless when she comes to her senses.
After resting, I'd come back to find her writhing in pain and faintly gasping for help. With a grin on my face, and a blunt object in my hands, I would unleash the ing fury on her stomach. And then I'd penetrate her in celebration of pain while she lay there trembling on the carpet.
And that would be a most glorious day... |
:nervous: :wtf: :nervous: :wtf: :nervous: :wtf:
EMO!!! |
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| Akridrot |
a golden shower, how 'bout a Scat Job?
Yum...
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
here's my sexual story. i have none, im a virgin. |
dude!
i know someone that has the ame story around here somewhere . . .
you guys are like, the same wtfbbq |
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| Grrrrr |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
a golden shower, how 'bout a Scat Job?
Yum...
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Was the picture of the kid really necessary? |
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