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| stren |
The idea is to accumulate fat before moving to orbax's workout thread.
me now:
65 kg = 143 pounds
187 cm = 6.1
WTF ? orbax was skinnier than me ?:wtf: :wtf:
We start off by quitting job/school/college/whatever
We get up in teh mornin and eat a huge pile of french toast (20-30)
we drink 4 beers.
The computer should be already on at that point (infact that's the second thing you do after getting up and turning off the alarm; some can do that at the same time if ur arm range is big enough)
Here's what i do:
- start off by checkin the mail (usually only one mailbox, i check the others when i dunno that else to do on teh web (the Horror:nervous: )
and of course you put your music on and never turn it off for the rest of the day (unless you want to change it)
- then we get on TA, but avoid the CORe!!!! for now ( you know once you're in there you're lost for hours)
- after checking all forums (that you usually check) , its time for the CORe. It takes me up to 2 hours max.
- then i go to 2 other EDM forums i can't mentipon here (30 mins max)
- next is the polish community called "Grono" (up to 1 hour)
- somewhere in the meantime you empty a 6 pack of beer, a chockolate bar, some cream fudges (mmmm), and a carrot (that's heathy, tho doesn't get you fat)
- by that time you should be leading up to 3 convos on msn, usually its with DinoXpress or prolikeamelia
- after checking all that you can choose to look for some porn ( but never jerk off !!! remember we don't wanna loose prescious fat)
- by now you should get tired of the music you were litening to, so download another set (remember not to download albums, cause that's illegal and may cause you to run form the police, and that may lead to ...i think you should know by now, loosing fat!)
- its good to have a TV in ur room, so as to be able to turn ur head slowly and acumlate some radiation from that monitor
- now its time for another meal, preferably something frozen that can be put in a microwave, so as not to waste prescious sitting and getting fat time.
- by the time you've prepared a meal (mind you, we eat in fornt of the puter) , you should have jackson invite you to an msn CORe chat. That requires a joint and another 6 pack (remember that order; i confused it and it got me blocking infinity_HIGH's sink with vomit, sorry for the graphic detail)
- after 1-2 hours of the CORe chat, if you haven't passed out during it, you should watch the news at 5 pm
- then you go for another quick meal and back on the CORe, and get drunk/high (choice is yours really, but i prefer to get high BEFORE the meal, cuz i <3 teh MUNCHIEZ) posting drunk threads is allowed. You stay on the CORe untill you pass out
That's the desired daily routine. I've started a year ago and have accomplished almost all directives, besides eating :(
no you go ! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
The idea is to accumulate fat before moving to orbax's workout thread.
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and let's not forget carpal tunnel syndrome! :toothless |
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| stren |
| ppl, we need to get fat, come on |
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| Sunsnail |
| I was doing so well, but then I lost 5lbs :( |
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| dj_alfi |
| When I started this diet I was a skinny man, I weighed only 60 kgs, and I was at the time 1,75 m.. Now I have followed this for only ONE YEAR and already its showing improvement! I weigh 91,2 kgs now, even tho i have grown 5 cms this year. Its amazing! Thank you Stren™ for showing me the way to a unhealthier life! |
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| Kaidreas |
why would I wanna gain fat?
mostly my sundays (after a good night out) look like that.
got any special programs for gaining fat with cats? I soooo want an overweight cat! |
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| Mebot |
| make sure to have plenty of monitar-warmed vodkar nearby |
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| Mr. Pink |
my routine?
im always online........
so i check my Hotmail.......read the new mail.......
usually through that i see if anything new is going on in MySpace...so i go there.......run my rounds.
in the midst of the rounds i usually start talking to 2-3 peopl who somehow manage to find out i was online :(
Then i head to TranceAddict, even tho im already on it. I just maximize the window. Check out ATL/SETA.....check out Florida.......and then check out the c0r.......glance, see if i like any titles...and LEAVE.
Then i smoke a bowl
and i head straight to the c0r and type out my routine.
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| dj_bas |
pretty similar to above
check hotmail, check gmail
check california/washington section of TA, check cor
open new tab, check myspace
check the bit torrent sites for some new stuff...some days i hit it big and manage to find 3 or 4 new sets
open dc++ grab some new tracks
chat chat cht chat chat
porn
chat chat |
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| tribu |
Good News everyone!
I just saved a bunch of money....no no, thats not it.
A scientific study of this magnificant plan has revealed that you can eat and masturbate at the same time! If you're eating fatty foods to replace the calories you lose by exerting yourself through masturbation, you can have the best of both the sexual gratification and fat building worlds! A few cautionary tips:
-Wank with one hand and eat with the other. Trying to do both with one hand is not recommended.
-Remember to eat enough calories to replace the ones you're burning!
-Take LARGE BITES! By moving your arm from the source of the food to your mouth, you are burning precious calories! Minimizing the number of repetitions of this movement well hlep you save those precious fat cells! |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
chat chat cht chat chat
porn
chat chat |
when you say "chat chat", im sure you really mean "fap fap" :wtf: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
when you say "chat chat", im sure you really mean "fap fap" :wtf: |
i fap telekinetically so it doesn't make a noise :wtf: |
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